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by bhofferb
Sat Nov 18, 2023 8:23 pm
Forum: Mariners
Topic: M’s get Luis Urias from red sox
Replies: 92
Views: 10814

Re: M’s get Luis Urias from red sox

Jerry is like a rich guy who spends his time buying shit at Goodwill in the hopes he finds a bargain so he can brag about his “great deal”. Meanwhile other teams just save time and buy what they need…
by bhofferb
Thu Nov 09, 2023 11:04 pm
Forum: Mariners
Topic: OFFICIAL: 2023-2024 Offseason & Free Agency Thread
Replies: 376
Views: 20550

Re: OFFICIAL: 2023-2024 Offseason & Free Agency Thread

Looks like the Phils are making Harper a full-time first baseman and moving on from Hoskins. Should we be having any interest in Hoskins?

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/388 ... ve-hoskins
by bhofferb
Thu Nov 09, 2023 6:39 am
Forum: Mariners
Topic: OFFICIAL: 2023-2024 Offseason & Free Agency Thread
Replies: 376
Views: 20550

Re: OFFICIAL: 2023-2024 Offseason & Free Agency Thread

I mentioned years ago that if DiPoto couldn't convince ownership to spend more, he is not doing his job. On the other hand, if he agrees with ownership when they say they can't spend, then he isn't doing his job! In either case, he should be fired! He is part of the problem and not the solution. I'...
by bhofferb
Tue Oct 31, 2023 4:07 pm
Forum: Mariners
Topic: Frank Howard
Replies: 18
Views: 556

Re: Frank Howard

Remember a Tigers game on TV Tigers we're down a couple in the ninth. The color guy (Probably Tony Kubek) started talking about how the Tigers were likely to pinch hit, first Kaloni so he could get on base and then Howard so he could hit a home run. Maybe the manager had a tv in the dugout because t...
by bhofferb
Wed Oct 25, 2023 6:55 pm
Forum: Mariners
Topic: Hey Jerry: Why did the D'Backs and Rangers cross the road?
Replies: 42
Views: 1001

Re: Hey Jerry: Why did the D'Backs and Rangers cross the road?

Rooting for the Rangers since the alternative is hearing Jerry spout some BS about how a team can be so-so, squeak into the playoffs and then win a WS. See, no reason to try to be good, just 54% good😳
by bhofferb
Wed Oct 11, 2023 11:43 pm
Forum: Mariners
Topic: I AM GOING TO BUY THE SEATTLE MARINERS!!!!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 678

Re: I AM GOING TO BUY THE SEATTLE MARINERS!!!!!!

I’m torn between buying the M’s and just buying Ohtani and renting him to the Mariners. Of course Jerry would offer like a buck and a quarter a week, so…😀
by bhofferb
Tue Oct 10, 2023 1:36 am
Forum: Mariners
Topic: The mysterious Clutch Gene
Replies: 54
Views: 1338

Re: The mysterious Clutch Gene

Baseball is a game of hot and cold streaks. Hell, right after “The Double,” which was the most clutch moment in Mariner history, Edgar went something like 2/25 the next round. Doubt anyone ever said it was Edgar’s fault we didn’t win the WS that year…
by bhofferb
Tue Oct 10, 2023 1:24 am
Forum: Mariners
Topic: Not sure why there are so many fans up in arms
Replies: 231
Views: 4258

Re: Not sure why there are so many fans up in arms

Mariners were selling out the last weekend of the season. They will never admit it, but in Stanton and Jerry’s view, 2023 was a successful season
by bhofferb
Sun Oct 08, 2023 3:45 am
Forum: Mariners
Topic: Jerry biggest line of Bullshit in the entire Crock Pot of Bullshit
Replies: 33
Views: 905

Re: Jerry biggest line of Bullshit in the entire Crock Pot of Bullshit

They lost over 100 games going back to 2018 My family had Seahawks season tickets even when they were going 2-14... waited through the Mirer and Mcquire bullshit for awhile, all the way to Holmgren to finally begin breaking through. But they never pussy footed around with trying to sugercoat their ...
by bhofferb
Sat Oct 07, 2023 5:57 pm
Forum: Mariners
Topic: Not sure why there are so many fans up in arms
Replies: 231
Views: 4258

Re: Not sure why there are so many fans up in arms

bpj wrote:
Sat Oct 07, 2023 7:35 am
JERRY DIPOTO ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT.

The following message was sent to the Mariners anonymously.

"Dear Mariners,

Jerry Dipoto f****d us.

Sincerely,
All fans except Vogelbomb"
But if Vogelbomb is just Jerry’s alias them it’s everybody since Jerry fucking himself would just be masturbation😳