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Joan's Horse Jokes Thread
Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:00 am
by auroraave
A horse walks into a bar.
Joan Deutch looks at it sympathetically and says...
"Aw... why the long face?" To which the horse says...
"Fuck off, Joan. That joke's tired AF. What, ya gonna ban me from the bar now? Hmm, Miss Drunk-on-Power?"
Re: Joan's Horse Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2019 5:42 pm
by auroraave
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?"
"Yes," replies the little girl.
"Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?"
The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!"
"Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!"
Re: Joan's Horse Jokes Thread
Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2019 3:54 pm
by D-train
auroraave wrote: ↑Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:00 am
A horse walks into a bar.
Joan Deutch looks at it sympathetically and says...
"Aw... why the long face?" To which the horse says...
"Fuck off, Joan. That joke's tired AF. What, ya gonna ban me from the bar now? Hmm, Miss Drunk-on-Power?"
Re: Joan's Horse Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 2:13 pm
by Sibelius Hindemith
auroraave wrote: ↑Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:00 am
A horse walks into a bar.
You got banned too? What was your indiscretion?
Re: Joan's Horse Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 11:33 pm
by auroraave
You got banned too? What was your indiscretion?
Maoling and I got caught committing the ultimate crime - making jokes on Joan "The Horse Forum Nazi"' precious horse thread. Hence - we can mock her and her laziness on here.
So...
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Joan's Giraffes.
WHERE IS MAOLING??
Re: Joan's Horse Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 1:01 am
by D-train
auroraave wrote: ↑Mon Jul 01, 2019 11:33 pm
You got banned too? What was your indiscretion?
Maoling and I got caught committing the ultimate crime - making jokes on Joan "The Horse Forum Nazi"' precious horse thread. Hence - we can mock her and her laziness on here.
So...
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Joan's Giraffes.
WHERE IS MAOLING??
He is depressed about the M's so doesn't post as much but he's around.
Re: Joan's Horse Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2019 1:41 am
by ꓘLooking
Q: What did Joan's horse say when it fell?
A: “I’ve fallen/banned/spammed and I can’t giddyup!”
Re: Joan's Horse Jokes Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 2:57 pm
by D-train
ꓘLooking wrote: ↑Wed Jul 10, 2019 1:41 am
Q: What did Joan's horse say when it fell?
A: “I’ve fallen/banned/spammed and I can’t giddyup!”
Re: Joan's Horse Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2021 3:36 am
by maoling
omg I just found this thread
Re: Joan's Horse Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2021 3:39 am
by maoling
I'll be back.
It's been a rough couple years.
I've been ridden hard and put away wet.
Stay gold, Ponyboy.