Shocking Move!

[D-train]

My wife:

Combines Meander and weasel and says lets Measel down this street.

Two Peas in a POT.

Nip it in the BUTT.

She once asked her friend what IDK meant. Her friend said, "I don't know" My wife said, yeah I don't know either....

[gil]

When I was about 16 I was about 10 feet from a woman who was hit by a car while in a crosswalk. Pretty bad head injury. I told someone that she was bleeding like a stuffed pig.

[Big_Maple]

Wow, I have NEVER seen that.

About 8 or 9 seconds into this commercial.

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/bEGb/nutrafol-identity

Once you've heard it, you can't unhear it. And then you start hearing it everywhere.

[Big_Maple]

When I was about 16 I was about 10 feet from a woman who was hit by a car while in a crosswalk. Pretty bad head injury. I told someone that she was bleeding like a stuffed pig.

Wow. That's horrible, man. Yikes.

I had a friend in college who swore that Deep Purple's greatest hit was "Slow Walkin' Walter"

I shit you not.

[mostonmike]

Hey while we wait for the game let's come up with as many as we can think of...

I think your on too something, hear.

did all three slip through their? Very clever.

There's probably a million British ones so don't know what translates but our youngsters are now masters of tautology.

"I'm not being funny (as in offensive) but ......" then stating something offensive
"I'm not gonna lie to you" before delivering facts or opinions - like you have to swear on a bible before you say it

[D-train]

When I was about 16 I was about 10 feet from a woman who was hit by a car while in a crosswalk. Pretty bad head injury. I told someone that she was bleeding like a stuffed pig.

Wow. That's horrible, man. Yikes.

I had a friend in college who swore that Deep Purple's greatest hit was "Slow Walkin' Walter"

I shit you not.

A friend of mine knew a woman who thought the great John Denver song was. Rocky mountain High, Call me Rocko...

[Big_Maple]

"I'm not being funny (as in offensive) but ......" then stating something offensive
"I'm not gonna lie to you" before delivering facts or opinions - like you have to swear on a bible before you say it

Yep.

When you lead with "no offense, but..." means the next thing you will say will be offensive.

Somehow leading with that makes it ok?

[Millikin]

642 for Jackie Robinson day

[D-train]

"I'm not being funny (as in offensive) but ......" then stating something offensive
"I'm not gonna lie to you" before delivering facts or opinions - like you have to swear on a bible before you say it

Yep.

When you lead with "no offense, but..." means the next thing you will say will be offensive.

Somehow leading with that makes it ok?

With all due respect...

I am sorry if you were offended...

[D-train]

When is Larry Dobey Day? He dealt with the exact same as Robinson only a couple months later in a different league and different cities.