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Witt is everything that JRod should be, but isn’t.

Maybe they'll fire Dan and replace him with AI as a cost-cutting move... Knowing them, they would roll with AUI (Artificial Unintelligence) to go against conventional wisdom and to save even more money. That would be the most Mariners thing ever: admit the manager is bad, then hand the job to a glo...

The most embarrassing thing of all is that we let Stephen Vogt go to the Guardians where he kicked ass and took names while it was clear for years that Servias was out of his depth. Then they realized he was over his skis, fired his ass and just handed the guy to another yes man because one time he...

How many of us get to start a Game Thread on our birthday? I'd say the likelyhood increases when winning streaks are as rare as they are with this team. A Mariners winning streak is a rare as a a quiet Karen at a restaurant. Rarer than a cucumber in a convent. We don't really have winning streaks. ...

He's so clueless. How can even the most casual of fans not see his stupidity? How do we keep putting up with managerial ineptitude? You know, in almost every job I have had, and in almost every job I can think of, people have performance reviews. If you suck, you're on a PIP. If you continue to suc...

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Tue May 19, 2026 5:58 pm

And the Victorian Child has Hemophilia and Nyctophobia

A nyctophobic coal miner is just about the funniest damn thing I have ever heard!!

Once Donovan sits tomorrow? He'll have missed half the games this team has played. This is not a new thing either. Well, as for tomorrow, I heard that Donovan is unavailable because the Mariners strength and conditioning staff apparently consists of a scented candle, a theragun with no battery, and...

Well said Big Maple. Some valid points there. That absolutely drives me nuts when Julio strikes out for the 3rd time and then giggles on the way back to the dugout. I don't think any of the die hard fans that have stuck with this team for decades find any humor in that. I agree with keeping Cal, Yo...

This is an unserious team led by unserious people. The White Sox, and to a lesser extent the A's had a 2 year rebuild and they are suddenly teams that aren't being written off. The Sox are a game behind the Guardians and the AL Central, and the A's sit on top of the AL West. Here is the best possibl...

This likely deserves a thread of its own

https://www.mlb.com/news/bobby-cox-dies

He was a titan, back in the day.