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- Sat Sep 05, 2026 5:15 am
- Forum: Mariners
- Topic: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
- Replies: 55
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Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
Melissa the first Mariner pitcher ever to give up 4 home runs in one inning. Shocking, I would've figured that some bum from the Kingdome days would have done it too. This season has been one big FU after another.
- Sat Sep 05, 2026 5:09 am
- Forum: Mariners
- Topic: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
- Replies: 55
- Views: 331
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If I was the owner or GM of this team, I would be publicly pasting these clowns.
- Sat Sep 05, 2026 5:05 am
- Forum: Mariners
- Topic: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
- Replies: 55
- Views: 331
Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
Well, that was another fun one-game reign on the game threads. I really dislike this team and don't know why I even watch. Oh yeah, because I'm an idiot.
- Sat Sep 05, 2026 4:52 am
- Forum: Mariners
- Topic: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
- Replies: 55
- Views: 331
Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
Taylor Ward now 8-74 (.108) and there's no reason why he should even be on the field. I think it's safe to say at this point he's surpassed Eric Byrnes as the worst in-season acquisition in franchise history.
- Sat Sep 05, 2026 4:22 am
- Forum: Mariners
- Topic: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
- Replies: 55
- Views: 331
Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
Second night in a row the worst bullpen in the game (yes, worse than ours) has had zero problem over the majority of the game getting our guys out. They're literally not even trying. Bunch of quitters.
- Sat Sep 05, 2026 3:54 am
- Forum: Mariners
- Topic: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
- Replies: 55
- Views: 331
Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
Brady Basso, their equivalent of Hoby Milner dominating our hitters.
Taylor Ward now 8-73 (.110) with yet another weak ground out.
Taylor Ward now 8-73 (.110) with yet another weak ground out.
- Sat Sep 05, 2026 3:45 am
- Forum: Mariners
- Topic: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
- Replies: 55
- Views: 331
Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
Even though the A'ss have a horrible bullpen it feels like this game is over. We'll probably lose 12-5.
We need to drill Geldof right between the numbers for injuring Montes, per the unwritten rules of baseball. Better do it.
We need to drill Geldof right between the numbers for injuring Montes, per the unwritten rules of baseball. Better do it.
- Sat Sep 05, 2026 3:40 am
- Forum: Mariners
- Topic: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
- Replies: 55
- Views: 331
Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
Gilbert 1.06 WHIP, 3.71 ERA. Story of his career.
- Sat Sep 05, 2026 3:38 am
- Forum: Mariners
- Topic: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
- Replies: 55
- Views: 331
Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
18 Ks and 14 LOB against the worst pitching staff in baseball. Kade Anderson out there looking like Caleb "Turd" Ferguson 2.0. Our bullpen continuing to suck. Most disappointing Mariner team ever. Second most? Maybe the 1996 team that didn't follow up on 1995 but at least was an entertaining team. ...
- Sat Sep 05, 2026 3:35 am
- Forum: Mariners
- Topic: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
- Replies: 55
- Views: 331
Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
And there's Melissa giving up another big hit. I really think it's because he has zero movement on his fastball.