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by DavidGee24
Sat Sep 05, 2026 5:15 am
Forum: Mariners
Topic: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
Replies: 55
Views: 331

Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread

Melissa the first Mariner pitcher ever to give up 4 home runs in one inning. Shocking, I would've figured that some bum from the Kingdome days would have done it too. This season has been one big FU after another.
by DavidGee24
Sat Sep 05, 2026 5:09 am
Forum: Mariners
Topic: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
Replies: 55
Views: 331

Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread

If I was the owner or GM of this team, I would be publicly pasting these clowns.
by DavidGee24
Sat Sep 05, 2026 5:05 am
Forum: Mariners
Topic: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
Replies: 55
Views: 331

Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread

Well, that was another fun one-game reign on the game threads. I really dislike this team and don't know why I even watch. Oh yeah, because I'm an idiot.
by DavidGee24
Sat Sep 05, 2026 4:52 am
Forum: Mariners
Topic: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
Replies: 55
Views: 331

Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread

Taylor Ward now 8-74 (.108) and there's no reason why he should even be on the field. I think it's safe to say at this point he's surpassed Eric Byrnes as the worst in-season acquisition in franchise history.
by DavidGee24
Sat Sep 05, 2026 4:22 am
Forum: Mariners
Topic: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
Replies: 55
Views: 331

Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread

Second night in a row the worst bullpen in the game (yes, worse than ours) has had zero problem over the majority of the game getting our guys out. They're literally not even trying. Bunch of quitters.
by DavidGee24
Sat Sep 05, 2026 3:54 am
Forum: Mariners
Topic: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
Replies: 55
Views: 331

Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread

Brady Basso, their equivalent of Hoby Milner dominating our hitters.

Taylor Ward now 8-73 (.110) with yet another weak ground out.
by DavidGee24
Sat Sep 05, 2026 3:45 am
Forum: Mariners
Topic: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
Replies: 55
Views: 331

Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread

Even though the A'ss have a horrible bullpen it feels like this game is over. We'll probably lose 12-5.

We need to drill Geldof right between the numbers for injuring Montes, per the unwritten rules of baseball. Better do it.
by DavidGee24
Sat Sep 05, 2026 3:40 am
Forum: Mariners
Topic: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
Replies: 55
Views: 331

Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread

Gilbert 1.06 WHIP, 3.71 ERA. Story of his career.
by DavidGee24
Sat Sep 05, 2026 3:38 am
Forum: Mariners
Topic: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
Replies: 55
Views: 331

Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread

18 Ks and 14 LOB against the worst pitching staff in baseball. Kade Anderson out there looking like Caleb "Turd" Ferguson 2.0. Our bullpen continuing to suck. Most disappointing Mariner team ever. Second most? Maybe the 1996 team that didn't follow up on 1995 but at least was an entertaining team. ...
by DavidGee24
Sat Sep 05, 2026 3:35 am
Forum: Mariners
Topic: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
Replies: 55
Views: 331

Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread

And there's Melissa giving up another big hit. I really think it's because he has zero movement on his fastball.