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Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?" The cop chuckles and ...

A horse walks into a bar.
Joan Deutch looks at it sympathetically and says...
"Aw... why the long face?" To which the horse says...
"Fuck off, Joan. That joke's tired AF. What, ya gonna ban me from the bar now? Hmm, Miss Drunk-on-Power?"

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Malik McDowell's Likely Future.

I read an article in CBSSports (insert laugh track) a while back on 'the most underrated' players in the draft - Both Haynes and Kirvin were on the dude's list. Do not be surprised if Haynes is starting or getting significant playing time sooner rather than later. I think this offense could be very ...

aurora..if your girlfriend was former DCC cheerleader Sydney Durso, I hate you. :P https://i.pinimg.com/736x/04/98/ab/0498abbabf1c3d8662e675b56f7817fb.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d4/3d/1d/d43d1d60843655b9f1990035a11b7c86.jpg Ha! No, her name was Tina. Really great girl. Doesn't it feel like it's ...

Jesus, $7.25 an hour for a team making hundreds of millions. Unreal how greedy people can be. I dated a girl for a long time who was Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader - they made, if I remember correctly, $50 (or maybe $35) a game. She had an amazing experience and it completely changed her life. She was ...

what business, anywhere on earth, allows an employee who does not perform services, to walk away with $800,000? None. You have a fiduciary responsibility as a GM to the company. Ignoring that is a fireable offense. Paul Allen's net worth has nothing to do with it, and is neither a logical or legal p...

Seems a little odd to go after $800k that he has probably already spent. That is like one beer for every season ticket holder. It's a breach of contract. Non-football related injuries/activities prevented him from providing the services Seattle paid him for. He doesn't get to say 'whoops' and keep ...

Seems a little odd to go after $800k that he has probably already spent. That is like one beer for every season ticket holder. It's a breach of contract. Non-football related injuries/activities prevented him from providing the services Seattle paid him for. He doesn't get to say 'whoops' and keep ...