Joan's Horse Jokes Thread

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Re: Joan's Horse Jokes Thread

Post by auroraave » Fri Sep 03, 2021 8:02 pm

maoling wrote:
Fri Sep 03, 2021 4:14 pm
This isn't a horse joke but it still cracks me up.

Cricket player Glen McGrath was facing the rotund Eddo Brandes, a hefty guy.

McGrath called out to him, "Why are you so fat, Eddo?

"Because every time I fuck your wife, she gives me a biscuit."



https://www.indiatoday.com.au/yourstory ... ledges.htm

https://static.sportskeeda.com/wp-conte ... 998197.jpg
I think I can top that... via Anthony Jeselnik. This is an all time classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOfLa5q ... allyInsane

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Re: Joan's Horse Jokes Thread

Post by maoling » Sat Sep 04, 2021 12:27 am

That's hilarious. I've never heard of him!

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Re: Joan's Horse Jokes Thread

Post by auroraave » Sat Sep 04, 2021 2:23 pm

maoling wrote:
Sat Sep 04, 2021 12:27 am
That's hilarious. I've never heard of him!
He has two specials on Netflix - they are hilarious! You'll appreciate the construction of his jokes - very crafty, and never what you expect. Fire in the Maternity Ward is the newest I believe - yo gotta see it, He did another one up in the Bay area and it's damn funny too.

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Re: Joan's Horse Jokes Thread

Post by maoling » Sat Sep 04, 2021 8:37 pm

More sledging from the world of cricket, where taunting is never penalized lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMb8LCJYZ-4

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