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David Gee's cavalcade of whimsy
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2021 8:50 pm
by DavidGee24
HISTORY LESSON:
January 17, 2012 - Robert Falcon Scott's team reaches the South Pole (pictured) just over a month after Roald Amundsen's team in the race to be the first to the South Pole. Scott's team never makes it back, succumbing to the conditions on the Ross Ice Shelf. Rescuers leave the men entombed where over the years they slowly sink into the ice and move towards the sea.
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May 3, 2352 - some lady swimming off the coast of New Zealand gets totally Poltergeisted.
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Re: David Gee's cavalcade of whimsy
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2021 9:54 pm
by DavidGee24
So guys, I got this AllTrails app and it's neat-o! You can find nice trails all over and it also tracks your movements so you don't get lost and end up as bear shit.
I wrote my first review on the Mount Everest South Column hiking trail as I wanted to start easy. Here it is:
It's horrible how these libtard politicians have allowed our nice parks to become a haven for bums and addicts. Look at this one thinking she just owns the place:
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And I wasn't kidding about George Mallory. Hopefully he was able to get a little color that day.
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Re: David Gee's cavalcade of whimsy
Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2021 2:36 pm
by Walla Walla Dawg II
Are you a fan of the Walking Dead as well?
Re: David Gee's cavalcade of whimsy
Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2021 7:55 pm
by DavidGee24
Not at all, they made the big mistake right off the bat by making their zombies slow and weak. A group of them couldn't take down a daycare center let alone a military installation and it's not even suspend-your-disbelief-worthy. Plus from what I understand the plot is the same every season, the protagonists fighting against other people led by some bigshot leader.
I have watched one, Black Summer on Netflix. People die and boom, they're immediately up and running. Makes gun battles between rival factions of people much more interesting, not to mention if you're organized and one of the zombies gets through and gets one of you that organization goes right out the window.
Re: David Gee's cavalcade of whimsy
Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2021 8:23 pm
by DavidGee24
Some of you have seen this before, credit to Gil for asking me to post it.
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Re: David Gee's cavalcade of whimsy
Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2021 10:23 pm
by DavidGee24
IMPORTANT LIFE LESSON: You don't have to be faster than the monster, you only have to be faster than the fat Central American with you.
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Re: David Gee's cavalcade of whimsy
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 2:52 am
by DavidGee24
HISTORICAL FUN FACT: On June 3, 1875, the first Covered Wagon fart was ripped by Charles Ingalls. The historical significance not lost on him, Ingalls' words of commemoration compare favorably with other famous words commemorating the greatest achievements of humanity:
"I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."
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"That's one small step for man, a giant leap for mankind."
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"Hoo-WEE Caroline! That one's sure gonna itch when it dries up!"
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Re: David Gee's cavalcade of whimsy
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 5:12 am
by Walla Walla Dawg II
You are a strange little man. I'd love to have a drink with you!!
Re: David Gee's cavalcade of whimsy
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 9:02 pm
by rockycola
Good shit, DG.
Good shit
Re: David Gee's cavalcade of whimsy
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2022 5:35 pm
by maoling
rockycola wrote: ↑Fri Dec 24, 2021 9:02 pm
Good shit, DG.
Good shit
Yeah! What Rockaroo said!