Mariners battle giant Ursquidly Diddly (M's vs Astros game thread 1)

[TraderGary]

If we can manage to get 2 men on base, Haniger gets a shot to tie it.

[ddraig]

One of the things I cannot stand about the Astros are their bush league fans and their "Woooooo" noises. Just another reason to hate the ASS-tros.

Anybody think Crawford can actually get a hit here?

[IStillLoveTheMs]

GOD I LOVE JP CRAWFORD. FUCK YES HE'S SO GOOD.

[Petert]

Argh.

[ddraig]

Almost hit the ball out of the infield!

[TraderGary]

Another great job by the bullpen, but once again we can't generate any offense. Unfortunately we've seen this scenario play out too many times already.

[desbcoach]

Maybe White, Dylan, Trammal, Murphy, Torrens should all do what D Swanson did today. He took some burning sage to the outfield to rid himself of the bad spirits then had a good day!!

[Petert]

“Watch us deflate.”