Humiliation prevention game thread

[Happy as hell]

My wife said to me today “If the Mariners are going to field a minor league team, why go to T-Mobile? Let’s go to Tacoma or Everett.” I said “Doh.”

[Hanjag]

That's brutal for a guy like Seager who has fans down his throat where an extra double could pad that OPS a little.

Omar owes him a steak dinner and like 25k.

So true that double along with the HR would have given him an even better day in his recent hot streak.

[D-train]

My wife said to me today “If the Mariners are going to field a minor league team, why go to T-Mobile? Let’s go to Tacoma or Everett.” I said “Doh.”

Easy 25 minute drive to Everett. No traffic. I was parked 3 minutes after getting off the freeway. FREE parking. $13 for great seats. $7 for a 20 oz Blue Moon. $5 for a Jumbo Dog. Free goofy entertainment between innings. Americana at its finest. I might never go to T-Mobile again.

[Petert]

My wife said to me today “If the Mariners are going to field a minor league team, why go to T-Mobile? Let’s go to Tacoma or Everett.” I said “Doh.”

Easy 25 minute drive to Everett. No traffic. I was parked 3 minutes after getting off the freeway. FREE parking. $13 for great seats. $7 for a 20 oz Blue Moon. $5 for a Jumbo Dog. Free goofy entertainment between innings. Americana at its finest. I might never go to T-Mobile again.

Minor league ball is *professional* baseball at its purest.

[Happy as hell]

My wife said to me today “If the Mariners are going to field a minor league team, why go to T-Mobile? Let’s go to Tacoma or Everett.” I said “Doh.”

Easy 25 minute drive to Everett. No traffic. I was parked 3 minutes after getting off the freeway. FREE parking. $13 for great seats. $7 for a 20 oz Blue Moon. $5 for a Jumbo Dog. Free goofy entertainment between innings. Americana at its finest. I might never go to T-Mobile again.

You sold me with that, DT.

[Hy Feiber]

My wife said to me today “If the Mariners are going to field a minor league team, why go to T-Mobile? Let’s go to Tacoma or Everett.” I said “Doh.”

Easy 25 minute drive to Everett. No traffic. I was parked 3 minutes after getting off the freeway. FREE parking. $13 for great seats. $7 for a 20 oz Blue Moon. $5 for a Jumbo Dog. Free goofy entertainment between innings. Americana at its finest. I might never go to T-Mobile again.

Minor league ball is *professional* baseball at its purest.

And the players actually hustle, and there are no idiotic contracts!

I just may head on up thar!

[glenstar]

Are we enjoying the "step back" season yet? What a waste and what a joke.

What did you expect from a step back? This is pretty much what I planned on.

I was ok with a step back, it was the multiple steps back that I find ugly.

[D-train]

Are we enjoying the "step back" season yet? What a waste and what a joke.

What did you expect from a step back? This is pretty much what I planned on.

I was ok with a step back, it was the multiple steps back that I find ugly.

We need a couple more steps back. The competition for a top pick is intense!!!

http://www.tankathon.com/mlb