M's vs Asshoes... no butt sniffing, this was full penetration

[Bil522]

Fuck me, ump...

Auto strike zone can't come soon enough.

If Altuve hits a walkoff here... I'm going to do something... Probably take a nap. An angry, disappointed nap.

And you would not have gotten the 2nd strike on Brantley with Auto Ump.....

[Millikin]

I can put the bottle down now. Phewww. Damn Ramirez did his job. Really trying to kill us and go into deep deep depression.

I'm either drinking to celebrate, or because the Mariners make me sad.

I drink a lot.

[Millikin]

Fuck me, ump...

Auto strike zone can't come soon enough.

If Altuve hits a walkoff here... I'm going to do something... Probably take a nap. An angry, disappointed nap.

And you would not have gotten the 2nd strike on Brantley with Auto Ump.....

I'd like to do away with all the random BS-calls from home plate umps. Calls that go against the Mariners annoy me, and bad calls in the Mariners' favor make me feel dirty.

[seth8734]

I can put the bottle down now. Phewww. Damn Ramirez did his job. Really trying to kill us and go into deep deep depression.

I'm either drinking to celebrate, or because the Mariners make me sad.

I drink a lot.

Yea me too especially games when we have a shot to win and cant get it done.

[D-train]

Hoorah!
Only took 6 months off my life. Not bad.

6 less month of soiling your adult diaper so win win!

[mostonmike]

Nice win, avoided looking like nobheads. Big couple of games coming up now. Just checked and only one is at silly o'clock UK.

[seth8734]

Omg Anderson doing his job. Has been a big pickup for us. Oakland is a lil easier to handle then Cheatstros but they added solid bats since we faced them last

[D-train]

I can put the bottle down now. Phewww. Damn Ramirez did his job. Really trying to kill us and go into deep deep depression.

I'm either drinking to celebrate, or because the Mariners make me sad.

I drink a lot.

You forget drinking because you are bored!

[Millikin]

Earned Run comparison:

Graveman earned runs since joining Astros: 1
Smith earned runs since joining Mariners: 0

I think they've both pitched about 8.0 total innings.

[rockycola]

Smith
Dugger
Missawitz
Middleton
Mills

You can't have that many scrubs in your bullpen and call it good.

Mischief is borderline. Lights out or faulty-wired.

Smith has appeared in 11 games with the M's. 0.00 ERA. 3 hits. 0 earned runs (ZERO!). 1 unearned run. Virtually untouchable.