Mariners host Royalty aboard their battered ship.. GT

[Sibelius Hindemith]

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[D-train]

Their starter had a 1.66 WHIP last season but a .62 WHIP in 13 innings this season. Need to remind him that he sucks.

[Sibelius Hindemith]

Let's hope. Maybe Twinker will catch fire tonight. And (if that lineup proves accurate) with Kelenic protecting him Julio should see some good pitches to hit.

[seattlefan-daBronx]

Let's hope. Maybe Twinker will catch fire tonight. And (if that lineup proves accurate) with Kelenic protecting him Julio should see some good pitches to hit.

Twinker - That is the perfect name for this dude. Short of Twinker Belle. Somebody throw some fairy dust on his bat quick!

[Sibelius Hindemith]

Yes, you are correct. We should all refer to him as Twinkerbell until he gets his BA over .200.

[Sibelius Hindemith]

Along with the Colonic Kid and Who?-liooooo.

[Seattle or Bust]

I went to the game last night. Winker, Julio, and Kelenic all look pretty unhappy with their performance. They looked like they were doing all they could do to not break everything in the dugout. If it continues, especially if the ump continues to screw um, I wonder if we'll see some fireworks.

[Sibelius Hindemith]

I hlpe i don't seem to befative about this team.

[Sibelius Hindemith]

[Seattle or Bust]

Have you been drinking?