I AM GOING TO BUY THE SEATTLE MARINERS!!!!!!

[bhofferb]

I’m torn between buying the M’s and just buying Ohtani and renting him to the Mariners. Of course Jerry would offer like a buck and a quarter a week, so…

[Sexymarinersfan]

Went out this morning to purchase my Texas Powerball tickets for $1.73B, so I can go out and purchase my Seattle Mariners and go do something in Free Agency! The first thing I'm gonna do is fire Dipoto!!

I have got bad news for you....

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I can still purchase the Guardians and send Jose Ramirez to Seattle. We all win bro!

[Sexymarinersfan]

Sweet! I guarantee to win at least 55% of games over then next 100 years!

Only if we get to keep Kelenic!

I will not allow owners to interfere in baseball decisions!

[ice99]

Let's see $1.73 billion, less than half for lump sum, minus taxes is something like a paltry $400 million. You can probably buy one or two player's contract for that.

[Sexymarinersfan]

Let's see $1.73 billion, less than half for lump sum, minus taxes is something like a paltry $400 million. You can probably buy one or two player's contract for that.

Actually it's been reported that its $736M paid out in one lump sum.

[Donn Beach]

Is that before or after taxes

[maoling]

Let's see $1.73 billion, less than half for lump sum, minus taxes is something like a paltry $400 million. You can probably buy one or two player's contract for that.

Actually it's been reported that its $736M paid out in one lump sum.

I am working with my friend Betina in Argentina right now. We have agreed to split the lump sum, after tax payout.

[bpj]

Let's see $1.73 billion, less than half for lump sum, minus taxes is something like a paltry $400 million. You can probably buy one or two player's contract for that.

Actually it's been reported that its $736M paid out in one lump sum.

I am working with my friend Betina in Argentina right now. We have agreed to split the lump sum, after tax payout.

I thought we were buying the team, not splitting it with some babe!?

[Captain 97]

Let's see $1.73 billion, less than half for lump sum, minus taxes is something like a paltry $400 million. You can probably buy one or two player's contract for that.

Actually it's been reported that its $736M paid out in one lump sum.

Tax bracket is 37% which puts you down $464M.

[D-train]

Went out this morning to purchase my Texas Powerball tickets for $1.73B, so I can go out and purchase my Seattle Mariners and go do something in Free Agency! The first thing I'm gonna do is fire Dipoto!!

WTF? I thought you were going to win????