Curse of the Vothman II GT (SEA @ MIN)

[seth8734]

Don't worry Seth, i'm sure the Mariners can muster another solo HR here in the late going...

...oh wait.... never mind.

Wholly hell this offense is so bad. According to Divish though it's not the coaching when everyone on the offense sucks its the players. No that's coaching. It's not just 1 or 2. It's the whole offense. No one is stepping up. This franchise truly cares and it shows. This team will never ever win until they can get a decent offense. The only other struggling offense teams are losing record teams. We are a winning team with one of the worst offense in the league. This offense will not recover until something drastic happens. Either a trade or a coaching firing. This May is not off to a good start and who we are facing this month only gonna get worse.

[seth8734]

I would love the hitting coach who coached ohtani! Anyone see what Ohtani is doing this season? How the hell is this guy so good. On pace to the best hitter in baseball history.

[desbcoach]

France =DP time

[Seattle or Bust]

Ty France the 0 tool player.

[seth8734]

France =DP time

Nope doesn't even wanna make contact. Wholly fuck he sux. Driveline seriously broke him!

[seth8734]

Ty France the 0 tool player.

Seriously wonder till we make a trade or call up Lockaer or something. This offense needs change. Same Ole players no spark.

Here we go bases juiced for Rojas. Time to become an even bigger legend! FUCKING CASH THROUGH HERE.

Whoops Cal first. Rojas gonna have to face a lefty next if Cal does not make 2 outs. BIG FUCKING HIT HERE. PLEASEEEE.

[desbcoach]

Cal salami exit velocity 110

[Seattle or Bust]

Jesus Cal.

Lets go.

[Millikin]

CALBERT!

Another homerun from the right side. I think both sides are power sides.

[seth8734]

CALLLLLL just empty the bases. He is killing lefties. What a comeback. SHOCKING. FUCKKKK YESSSS

Rojas shows why he doesn't play against lefties. Horrible ab there. FUCKING MASHER CAL OFF THE BENCH.