Game 1 Mariners in the Bronx

[seth8734]

We literally have pathetic dumb fuck brainless pieces of idiot shit heads swinging away at trash from Stoman. Pathetic!!!!!!!

Yep but Scott and Jerry never say anything bad bout the offense. Always gives them props just says other pitcher was Elite and 3 quick outs yawn. Fucking loving this. Getting closer to near 500 even mark first place team. Complete joke.

[seth8734]

What in the fuck are we watching bro...

Idk but was hoping for baseball. Idk what this is. Looks like horrible batting practice.

[AZOldDawg]

Biggest thing I notice is we are taking first pitch strikes and then doing a lot of chasing while they are all over first pitch strikes

[DavidGee24]

Is it time for Chavis or Anderson yet and send Urías to AAA his bat isn’t that great, not sure if he has options

I don't think it matters, this is the player Urias is and he's never going to be better. He should never again wear an MLB uniform. I can't believe we seek out players like him ON PURPOSE.

We traded a young reliever for this dog shit...

He was already on the decline and in 2023 he was HORRIBLE. For two teams! And Garver, 0-32 at T-Mobile in his career, and Haniger, who fell off a cliff in 2023. WHO in their right mind actually LOOKS for players like that?

[Seattle or Bust]

Oh look... Julio is in center giggling with Juan Soto.

While being 0-2 with 2x dogshit ab's and his team showing no signs of life.

Fun.

[D-train]

All I know is I will be lounging at the pool in my backyard tomorrow with my wife with zero responsibilities or worries watching my dogs swim and have fun. Fuck this team.

[Seattle or Bust]

Oh look... Julio is in center giggling with Juan Soto.

While being 0-2 with 2x dogshit ab's and his team showing no signs of life.

Fun.

And then commits an error...

Holy fuck the M's are lucky I'm not the manager.

Instead we got captain golden retriever at the helm.

[Southpaw773]

This team couldn’t hit a ball off a tee in broad daylight

[DavidGee24]

Don't look now, but we've gone from 3rd to 10th in team ERA in less than 2 weeks. Our pitching is cracking under the pressure. How the hell are we in 1st place.

[D-train]

Holy shit we can't even get it past the do rag! lmao