Saturday in DC Gamethread. 5-25

[Millikin]

Jesus this starter has a 2.33 ERA....

Yeah I thought this was an easy part of the schedule.
Surprised Seattle is -160 favorite in this game.

Calzone with a decent looking hit!

Julio at early season form chasing those balls way off the plate...

[D-train]

Its like Julio doesn't even give a fuck..

[seth8734]

Its like Julio doesn't even give a fuck..

He doesn't. Team is too stupid to bench him. Get his head back in the game. This offense won't get going till he does. Horrible start.

[mostonmike]

I went to take a whiz before first pitch and I come back and it’s the bottom of the first?

WTF?!

A sign this team is taking the piss

[seth8734]

Fuck yes and so it begins. Wholly fuck this team is so bad. Just no proper coaching. Can't wait to lose 1st place which will be next week. Cheaters are getting red hot. Much better team then us.

ARE WE EVER GONNA SCORE AGAIN? Has there ever been a worse offense with a winning record in 1st before?

[D-train]

Williams matches his season high with 8 Ks in the 4th inning vs a team whose primary goal was to cut down on Ks. Can't make it up.

[seth8734]

Williams matches his season high with 8 Ks in the 4th inning vs a team whose primary goal was to cut down on Ks. Can't make it up.

Nope every starter gets a ton against is. Gonna set the record for sure. Seriously when do we make some coaching changes? Texas loses again and Oakland beating Cheaters. Gonna fucking gain ground. This is bad. Going 3 straight damn games with only a run? Great job. SOMEBODY FIX THIS

[D-train]

I am VERY close to just pouring the Vodka directly into my eyeballs because of this offense!!!

[Captain 97]

Dude is striking everybody out throwing 88 MPH Meatballs right down the middle.

[mostonmike]

Holy fook.