Deathcon .199 Game Thread

[seth8734]

What really chaps my ass is this management of Polanco. The guy stole a base on Monday night and slid head first. Yeah, he's really nursing his side. So cut to Tuesday he gets a rest day against a pitcher that he's 11 for 22 against. And with 4 innings of possible pinch hit duty with runners on base, not one time is he inserted.

Like wtf are you doing?

Apparently he can't play the field yet. Too painful. Cal dh no way to put him in there if the game keeps going stupid move for sure.

[seth8734]

No more Bliss for a while. We got Leo!
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Tough news on Bliss hurt in his 1st ab and still finished the game. Guy is tougher then Polanco!!! Played the whole game with a biceps tear. Polanco can't play with damn soreness. Good hitter but he is a pansy when it comes to getting hurt.

[rockycola]

Mastrobunny's got but 2 singles thus far in 2025........and has the 4th highest B.A. and 6th highest OPS. Meaningless stats on a meaningless team.

[Millikin]

Tellez and Masturbatey in the same lineup? What a treat.

[rockycola]

Tellez and Masturbatey in the same lineup? What a treat.

How often does Mastrobunny do the Masurbatey dance?

Jerry! Holland! Danny! THIS is what's become of your shitshow of an organization. This team is in the throes of retrogression, stagnation, deterioration. Read the above sentence - THAT is what many think about this team. The lure and love of baseball is what keeps us hanging on but we hang on with derision of the Mariner team that you have created.

[Millikin]

Musturbuony is getting warmed up

[D-train]

Last night while watching the game I came up with the perfect comparison to this years Mariners.

"It's like watching an elementary school girls basketball game. The team with 2 or 3 points will be the winner."

Only with the girls the game is less ugly to watch.

[D-train]

Biggest problem with this injuries isn't lost production, it is that they give Jerry an excuse for building a dog shit roster.

[rockycola]

LFC 1-2-3. This guy is on the verge of throwing a _ _ _ _ _ _ _ game!

[D-train]

So much for Julio's hot start. sigh.