May the Farce be with you Yanks vs Mariners 5-14

[seth8734]

Did anyone hear whats up with jp

Shoulder tightness!!

[TLO Idaho]

Did anyone hear whats up with jp

Shoulder tightness!!

TtHANKS

[Sibelius Hindemith]

Shoulder tightness, elbow inflammation, shoulder inflammation... nothing to see here folks.

[Seattle or Bust]

Shoulder tightness, elbow inflammation, shoulder inflammation... nothing to see here folks.

All code for vaginal herniation.

[bpj]

Masterboner leading off is a yuge LOL.

Dan's a dumbass. Not many other explanations.

I get that Dipoto is the ultimate problem, but come on. Just move all the semi-good players up one spot. Why give this guy an extra plate appearance on purpose?

And Garver has a .603 OPS against righties and he pinch hit for Rivas who has a .647 OPS against righties. Why even bother pinch hitting in that situation.......

They have to stop acting like Garver's anything but a backup catcher. It's pathetic how slow they are to react to reality opposed to what their stat sheets say "should" happen based on history.

[D-train]

The irony is that they tout their advanced analytics teams as some sort of geniuses when they're all just a bunch of dumb fucks.

[seattlefan-daBronx]

Shoulder tightness, elbow inflammation, shoulder inflammation... nothing to see here folks.

All code for vaginal herniation.

JP Crawford placed on the 15 day DL due to vaginal herniation! love it.