Evans set to be raped and molested GT 7/9
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Evans set to be raped and molested GT 7/9
Yeah i'm sick of this team.
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- Sibelius Hindemith
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Re: Evans set to be raped up the ass GT 7/9
Oh, i almost forgot, here's the expected lineup...
SS: I'm in love with my hair
CF: I can suck and still be an All-star god i'm cool
C: Cal Raleigh
LF: I can't decide if i'm awesome or suck ass
DH: I'm going to keep hurting the team by playing injured
1B: Like Really?
RF: Dom Deluise
3B: I have a great future in AAAA ball
2B: I have even less power than the great Jack Perconte
SS: I'm in love with my hair
CF: I can suck and still be an All-star god i'm cool
C: Cal Raleigh
LF: I can't decide if i'm awesome or suck ass
DH: I'm going to keep hurting the team by playing injured
1B: Like Really?
RF: Dom Deluise
3B: I have a great future in AAAA ball
2B: I have even less power than the great Jack Perconte
Re: Evans set to be raped up the ass GT 7/9
VOLPE! That's the Schlittlerest GT title this season.
6'6" rookie Schlittler Ky jellies a lot of batters, averaging 11.2 per 9 innings in the minors.
Let's hope Logan2 pitches better than Logan1 in your game.
Rocky Colavito is a Hall of Famer in my book!
Re: Evans set to be raped and molested GT 7/9
Yea, pitching to contact in this sandbox will be tough on Evans, 2-3 HR for skanks tonight
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Re: Evans set to be raped up the ass GT 7/9
What an amazing lineup card that one would be. I think Dan should turn it in that way.Sibelius Hindemith wrote: ↑Wed Jul 09, 2025 3:25 amOh, i almost forgot, here's the expected lineup...
SS: I'm in love with my hair
CF: I can suck and still be an All-star god i'm cool
C: Cal Raleigh
LF: I can't decide if i'm awesome or suck ass
DH: I'm going to keep hurting the team by playing injured
1B: Like Really?
RF: Dom Deluise
3B: I have a great future in AAAA ball
2B: I have even less power than the great Jack Perconte
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Re: Evans set to be raped and molested GT 7/9
Someone call 911 and ask NYPD to provide a rape kit and schedule therapy for Evans.
OMG this team I swear....

OMG this team I swear....

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Re: Evans set to be raped and molested GT 7/9
Prepare to be violated...
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Re: Evans set to be raped and molested GT 7/9
This kid pitching for the Yanks sucked in the minors, he's throwing cookies, and we're not hitting them.
Re: Evans set to be raped and molested GT 7/9
Well Evans putting this game away very early. Wow that guy throws hard.DavidGee24 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 09, 2025 11:21 pmThis kid pitching for the Yanks sucked in the minors, he's throwing cookies, and we're not hitting them.
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Re: Evans set to be raped and molested GT 7/9
Aaaaaand this game is over.