Evans set to be raped and molested GT 7/9

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Evans set to be raped and molested GT 7/9

Post by Sibelius Hindemith » Wed Jul 09, 2025 2:59 am

Yeah i'm sick of this team.
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Re: Evans set to be raped up the ass GT 7/9

Post by Sibelius Hindemith » Wed Jul 09, 2025 3:25 am

Oh, i almost forgot, here's the expected lineup...

SS: I'm in love with my hair
CF: I can suck and still be an All-star god i'm cool
C: Cal Raleigh
LF: I can't decide if i'm awesome or suck ass
DH: I'm going to keep hurting the team by playing injured
1B: Like Really?
RF: Dom Deluise
3B: I have a great future in AAAA ball
2B: I have even less power than the great Jack Perconte

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Re: Evans set to be raped up the ass GT 7/9

Post by rockycola » Wed Jul 09, 2025 3:37 am

Sibelius Hindemith wrote:
Wed Jul 09, 2025 2:59 am
Yeah i'm sick of this team.
VOLPE! That's the Schlittlerest GT title this season.
6'6" rookie Schlittler Ky jellies a lot of batters, averaging 11.2 per 9 innings in the minors.
Let's hope Logan2 pitches better than Logan1 in your game.
Rocky Colavito is a Hall of Famer in my book!

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Re: Evans set to be raped and molested GT 7/9

Post by desbcoach » Wed Jul 09, 2025 4:16 pm

Yea, pitching to contact in this sandbox will be tough on Evans, 2-3 HR for skanks tonight

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Re: Evans set to be raped up the ass GT 7/9

Post by Michael K. » Wed Jul 09, 2025 4:31 pm

Sibelius Hindemith wrote:
Wed Jul 09, 2025 3:25 am
Oh, i almost forgot, here's the expected lineup...

SS: I'm in love with my hair
CF: I can suck and still be an All-star god i'm cool
C: Cal Raleigh
LF: I can't decide if i'm awesome or suck ass
DH: I'm going to keep hurting the team by playing injured
1B: Like Really?
RF: Dom Deluise
3B: I have a great future in AAAA ball
2B: I have even less power than the great Jack Perconte
What an amazing lineup card that one would be. I think Dan should turn it in that way.

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Re: Evans set to be raped and molested GT 7/9

Post by seattlefan-daBronx » Wed Jul 09, 2025 5:16 pm

Someone call 911 and ask NYPD to provide a rape kit and schedule therapy for Evans. :lol:

OMG this team I swear.... :roll:
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Re: Evans set to be raped and molested GT 7/9

Post by Sibelius Hindemith » Wed Jul 09, 2025 10:35 pm

Prepare to be violated...

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Re: Evans set to be raped and molested GT 7/9

Post by DavidGee24 » Wed Jul 09, 2025 11:21 pm

This kid pitching for the Yanks sucked in the minors, he's throwing cookies, and we're not hitting them.

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Re: Evans set to be raped and molested GT 7/9

Post by seth8734 » Wed Jul 09, 2025 11:24 pm

DavidGee24 wrote:
Wed Jul 09, 2025 11:21 pm
This kid pitching for the Yanks sucked in the minors, he's throwing cookies, and we're not hitting them.
Well Evans putting this game away very early. Wow that guy throws hard.

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Re: Evans set to be raped and molested GT 7/9

Post by DavidGee24 » Wed Jul 09, 2025 11:24 pm

Aaaaaand this game is over.

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