Black Sabbath Game thread

[D-train]

Maybe we can have Ozzie bite the head off a bat at home plate to end the curse.

Mike Leake (R)
Brett Anderson (L)
1. Mitch Haniger (R) CF
2. Kyle Seager (L) 3B
3. Edwin Encarnacion (R) 1B
4. Domingo Santana (R) LF
5. Daniel Vogelbach (L) DH
6. Tim Beckham (R) 2B
7. Jay Bruce (L) RF
8. Tom Murphy (R) C
9. J.P. Crawford (L) SS

1. Marcus Semien (R) SS
2. Robbie Grossman (S) LF
3. Matt Chapman (R) 3B
4. Matt Olson (L) 1B
5. Mark Canha (R) DH
6. Jurickson Profar (S) 2B
7. Ramon Laureano (R) CF
8. Skye Bolt (S) RF
9. Josh Phegley (R) C

[Ziskmagic]

"What can go wrong will go wrong." - Ozzy Osbourne

[DavidGee24]

Trying to avoid a sweep and they're facing Brett Anderson, who should just be given majority stock in the organization the way he's owned the Mariners in his career.

I just saw this thing on Black Sabbath not too long ago. Tony Iommi was playing all the riffs and it was pretty cool. Didn't know that Geezer Butler wrote most of their material.

[D-train]

In 9.5 innings Seager has had a multi hit game, taken a walk and went the other way for a double. I bet he did that maybe once last season.

[D-train]

Heredia has put up a .800 OPS for the Rays. Mallex is at .497. 0.4 WAR vs. -1.0 WAR. Sickening.

[D-train]

I will not be sad when Leake is traded.

[D-train]

Interesting base running move by Bruce. Odd given there was two outs but made it easily. Why don't more guys to that with only no outs. Especially fast guys?

[Sibelius Hindemith]

Interesting base running move by Bruce. Odd given there was two outs but made it easily. Why don't more guys to that with only no outs. Especially fast guys?

What did he do?

[Moe Gibbs]

I love the game thread title and the image of Ozzy biting the head off a bat during the 7th inning stretch to get a late inning rally started.......
If I was the new owner, that would be my first move...fire The Gay Moose and make Ozzy the new mascot.

[Sibelius Hindemith]

After Mike Leake retires from baseball he is going to write a book about how to make a fortune while being consistently nediocre at your profession.