All my Exes lose to Texas game thread

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Re: All my Exes lose to Texas game thread

Post by seth8734 » Sat Apr 18, 2026 4:46 am

Southpaw773 wrote:
Sat Apr 18, 2026 4:45 am
seth8734 wrote:
Sat Apr 18, 2026 4:38 am
Southpaw773 wrote:
Sat Apr 18, 2026 4:34 am
This offense couldn’t get the ball out of the infields with a batting tee
Yea Cal and Julio would swing right through. At least Naylor is having a better night. Reached base 4 times.

Rangers dont feel safe with 3 runs so they are adding more make it even more impossible of a comeback. Hahaha this team is so fun not playing an actual game.
How do you go from hitting 60 home runs to total offensive dope
He just is not a good hitter. He had one big year. He does not belong at the top of the order. This lineup needs change badly

This team has officially lost 9 straight that wasent to cheaters. Yea this team is ready for a championship. Watch out u might actually give these guys a run. Haha they are so lost and no energy. Nothing is clicking.

No need to Panic Dans great minded interviews letting us know this team is hott right now we got 6 hits thats enough. Maybe 5 tomorrow I will check the script. I think tomorrow's game play is 5 hits. Getting thrown out at home again and not sure bout the rest u guys will see it.
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Re: All my Exes lose to Texas game thread

Post by Southpaw773 » Sat Apr 18, 2026 4:50 am

seth8734 wrote:
Sat Apr 18, 2026 4:46 am
Southpaw773 wrote:
Sat Apr 18, 2026 4:45 am
seth8734 wrote:
Sat Apr 18, 2026 4:38 am


Yea Cal and Julio would swing right through. At least Naylor is having a better night. Reached base 4 times.

Rangers dont feel safe with 3 runs so they are adding more make it even more impossible of a comeback. Hahaha this team is so fun not playing an actual game.
How do you go from hitting 60 home runs to total offensive dope
He just is not a good hitter. He had one big year. He does not belong at the top of the order. This lineup needs change badly

This team has officially lost 9 straight that wasent to cheaters. Yea this team is ready for a championship. Watch out u might actually give these guys a run. Haha they are so lost and no energy. Nothing is clicking.
When you have a few guys or so struggling you can
Blame the players. When you have the entire offense colder than an iceberg in the arctic in January yeah someone needs to lose their job or shape up. But right now Jerry’s country club of futility continues.

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Re: All my Exes lose to Texas game thread

Post by DavidGee24 » Sat Apr 18, 2026 5:01 am

The Mariners are now 0-17 pinch-hitting this season and not one of those appearances has even resulted in a hard-hit ball. Yet Wilson continues to take our better hitters out of the game early and replace them with guys who not only are terrible, they then have to have a second hitless AB later in the game.

Dan Wilson is the stupidest manager this franchise has ever had, and that includes Maury Wills who snorted coke, once tried to make a pitching change with nobody up in the bullpen, and tried to alter the batter's box before a game. Yes, Wilson's even dumber than that.

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Re: All my Exes lose to Texas game thread

Post by Southpaw773 » Sat Apr 18, 2026 5:04 am

DavidGee24 wrote:
Sat Apr 18, 2026 5:01 am
The Mariners are now 0-17 pinch-hitting this season and not one of those appearances has even resulted in a hard-hit ball. Yet Wilson continues to take our better hitters out of the game early and replace them with guys who not only are terrible, they then have to have a second hitless AB later in the game.

Dan Wilson is the stupidest manager this franchise has ever had, and that includes Maury Wills who snorted coke, once tried to make a pitching change with nobody up in the bullpen, and tried to alter the batter's box before a game. Yes, Wilson's even dumber than that.
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Re: All my Exes lose to Texas game thread

Post by Millikin » Sat Apr 18, 2026 5:04 am

Couldn't watch any of that as I was heading to SeaTac then wandering in SeaTac, but got to follow game cast.
Wow... Great game everyone.

Am I up next?
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Re: All my Exes lose to Texas game thread

Post by DavidGee24 » Sat Apr 18, 2026 5:07 am

Rivas' two ABs tonight: looked at strike one and strike two right down the middle and then struck out on a pitch way out of the strike zone. And this is a little guy who chokes up on the bat. He had a huge hit for us in Game 5 against the Tigers but he can't be on this team any more.

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Re: All my Exes lose to Texas game thread

Post by DavidGee24 » Sat Apr 18, 2026 5:08 am

Millikin wrote:
Sat Apr 18, 2026 5:04 am
Couldn't watch any of that as I was heading to SeaTac then wandering in SeaTac, but got to follow game cast.
Wow... Great game everyone.

Am I up next?
Probably, our game thread lineup is turning over like a hamster wheel. 😄

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Re: All my Exes lose to Texas game thread

Post by Sports Hernia » Sat Apr 18, 2026 5:26 am

TraderGary wrote:
Sat Apr 18, 2026 4:02 am
The stupidity of this team, particularly Dan Wilson, is seriously cringe. Take out your best hitter for a guy who hasn't had a hit yet this entire season! Who else other than Wilson would do that? And in the 6th inning no less. The ignorance is mind boggling. Just fucking incredible. This team is unwatchable.
So much this!
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Re: All my Exes lose to Texas game thread

Post by Sports Hernia » Sat Apr 18, 2026 5:34 am

seth8734 wrote:
Sat Apr 18, 2026 4:46 am
Southpaw773 wrote:
Sat Apr 18, 2026 4:45 am
seth8734 wrote:
Sat Apr 18, 2026 4:38 am


Yea Cal and Julio would swing right through. At least Naylor is having a better night. Reached base 4 times.

Rangers dont feel safe with 3 runs so they are adding more make it even more impossible of a comeback. Hahaha this team is so fun not playing an actual game.
How do you go from hitting 60 home runs to total offensive dope
He just is not a good hitter. He had one big year. He does not belong at the top of the order. This lineup needs change badly

This team has officially lost 9 straight that wasent to cheaters. Yea this team is ready for a championship. Watch out u might actually give these guys a run. Haha they are so lost and no energy. Nothing is clicking.

No need to Panic Dans great minded interviews letting us know this team is hott right now we got 6 hits thats enough. Maybe 5 tomorrow I will check the script. I think tomorrow's game play is 5 hits. Getting thrown out at home again and not sure bout the rest u guys will see it.
Manager Dan can go FO with his patience talk bullshit. I’ve been patient for 50 gawd damned years and watch my team participate in ZERO World Series. Habitual Patience is for losers Dan!
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Re: All my Exes lose to Texas game thread

Post by mostonmike » Sat Apr 18, 2026 8:07 am

Millikin wrote:
Sat Apr 18, 2026 5:04 am
Couldn't watch any of that as I was heading to SeaTac then wandering in SeaTac, but got to follow game cast.
Wow... Great game everyone.

Am I up next?
No I'm the poor bastard who goes next.... but you are after me, so get your plans together for Sunday instead.

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