May 1 GT. KC Ignobles pitch a RayGun. M's counter with Woo hurling a Koosh Woosh.

[rockycola]

The full moon in Seattle this morning (May 1, 2026) occurred at 10:23 a.m. PDT. I saw it, almost swooned it was so glorious.
At that moment, the Moon reached 99.8% illumination and was considered fully lit, marking the peak of the current lunar cycle.

Welcome to May!

Hopefully tonight, our Mariner bats will be at 99.8% Illumination and smash many moon shots into the outfield seats.
Woo's hurlings will WOOSH past the Ignoble's bats as his 99.8% illuminated pitches cause KC's batters to SWOON (pass out, black out, collapse, flake out, drop) in unroyal defeat. (ignoble is an antonym for royal)

Ragans will have forgotten his RayGun's charging port and will have no life or energy in his pitches. Dead battery. Dead center batting practice for your Seattle Mariner's. M's turn him into a Douche Moosh while launching his Koosh balls into outer space.

Yeah. I said that!

Conner Joe sighting.
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[Pharmabro]

I couldn’t say it better myself.

Go M’s!

[D-train]

The full moon in Seattle this morning (May 1, 2026) occurred at 10:23 a.m. PST. I saw it, almost swooned it was so glorious.
At that moment, the Moon reached 99.8% illumination and was considered fully lit, marking the peak of the current lunar cycle.

Welcome to May!

Hopefully tonight, our Mariner bats will be at 99.8% Illumination and smash many moon shots into the outfield seats.
Woo's hurlings will WOOSH past the Ignoble's bats as his 99.8% illuminated pitches cause KC's batters to SWOON (pass out, black out, collapse, flake out, drop) in unroyal defeat. (ignoble is an antonym for royal)

Ragans will have forgotten his RayGun's charging port and will have no life or energy in his pitches. Dead battery. Dead center batting practice for your Seattle Mariner's. M's turn him into a Douche Moosh while launching his Koosh balls into outer space.

Yeah. I said that!

Conner Joe sighting.
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Moon Koosh Lineups.jpg

PDT not PST

[rockycola]

The full moon in Seattle this morning (May 1, 2026) occurred at 10:23 a.m. PDT. I saw it, almost swooned it was so glorious.
At that moment, the Moon reached 99.8% illumination and was considered fully lit, marking the peak of the current lunar cycle.

Welcome to May!

Hopefully tonight, our Mariner bats will be at 99.8% Illumination and smash many moon shots into the outfield seats.
Woo's hurlings will WOOSH past the Ignoble's bats as his 99.8% illuminated pitches cause KC's batters to SWOON (pass out, black out, collapse, flake out, drop) in unroyal defeat. (ignoble is an antonym for royal)

Ragans will have forgotten his RayGun's charging port and will have no life or energy in his pitches. Dead battery. Dead center batting practice for your Seattle Mariner's. M's turn him into a Douche Moosh while launching his Koosh balls into outer space.

Yeah. I said that!

Conner Joe sighting.
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Moon Koosh Lineups.jpg

PDT not PST

well, exxxcuuuuzze me and pddsssstt, to you, too.
petty, trivial nitpicker! LOL
Go Mariners!
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Darren, I'm not saying you're not right, because you are. Right?!?!

Just WIN, Baby!

[D-train]

LOL it's just a pet peeve of mine. If you don't want to think about it you don't even need to use the S or the D.

S is for standard D is for daylight savings time

[rockycola]

LOL it's just a pet peeve of mine. If you don't want to think about it you don't even need to use the S or the D.

S is for standard D is for daylight savings time

I have the exact same pet peeve. If I allowed myself, I could be a nitpicker extraordinaire!
My wife gets so annoyed when she asks me to proof read something...because I do. Instead of finding 2 mistakes, I find 22
IRRegardless, it was funny. I encourage all of my customers (tenants) to flip shit at me because I do and I usually start it.

S is for silly and D is for dick!

Go Mariners

[mostonmike]

PDT not PST

Love you and your time pedanticism (if thats a word)

[D-train]

PDT not PST

Love you and your time pedanticism (if thats a word)

It is actually important in the Mountain time zone because AZ doesn't do Daylight savings time. So a company in Denver setting up a meeting with a company in Phoenix needs to be accurate during the spring and summer....

[seth8734]

Ragans may be having a bad year but he is still a great pitcher. Have to get into thier bullpen. Gotta work Ragans. Should be an easy series but Royals always ALWAYS torment us badly

[D-train]

Our new #1 prospect has had just and insane start to his pro career.