M's vs. the Midgets game thread

[seth8734]

Seth has also been relegated to memory care. Shares a bunk bed with Donovan and White.

This offense same ole shit. Straight fkking garbage!!!

[Seattle or Bust]

Ah. So the offense still has aids. And it's 1989 so it's not curable.

[AT Fresno]

The Mariners are looking impotent, just like before the break.

[D-train]

Ah. So the offense still has aids. And it's 1989 so it's not curable.

I sat next to a guy in 1989 who had AIDS just before a charity walk because my GF worked for an AIDs foundation. Nothing like looking into the eyes of someone knowing they were going to die. He was probably early 30s.

[Seattle or Bust]

Ah. So the offense still has aids. And it's 1989 so it's not curable.

I sat next to a guy in 1989 who had AIDS just before a charity walk because my GF worked for an AIDs foundation. Nothing like looking into the eyes of someone knowing they were going to die. He was probably early 30s.

Kind of like looking in the eyes of the Mariners offense.

(sorry about him)

[D-train]

Ah. So the offense still has aids. And it's 1989 so it's not curable.

I sat next to a guy in 1989 who had AIDS just before a charity walk because my GF worked for an AIDs foundation. Nothing like looking into the eyes of someone knowing they were going to die. He was probably early 30s.

Kind of like looking in the eyes of the Mariners offense.

(sorry about him)

[rockycola]

We're gonna be no-hit tonight.

It's the bloody golf contest where you want low score, dudes.

[AT Fresno]

We are missing slightly on some good swings and the pressure may mount. Meanwhile Cavanaugh just strokes one into right.

[Seattle or Bust]

Predictable.

Can't hit.

Pitcher has to be perfect. Isn't.

Loss.

[Southpaw773]

The Mariners are looking impotent, just like before the break.

They didn’t do jack during the break. No shake ups. Nothing. They probably just held everyone’s hands and sang Kum ba Yah.