More banners the Mariners should raise

[Hy Feiber]

Woodinville Coug posted on another thread a photoshopped banner saying "2019 WE STARTED 13-2", and I thought about the dearth of banners the organization has hanging from the rafters and what can we do to get more up there, because this organization really does have a plethora of accomplishments.

So let's come up with some ideas. Like the ones we have now, the banner has to list the year and then the accomplishment. I'll go first:

1981
(outlines of a baseball and Lenny Randle on all fours with his lips pushing outward and wind lines coming out of his mouth)
FOUL BALL

“Refuse to Win!”

[bhofferb]

We need an animatronic statue in centerfield. Just imagine- A giant Dave Niehaus statue, banging his head on his desk repeatedly, muttering the words "Why oh why" every time the M's screw up...

[Hy Feiber]

We need an animatronic statue in centerfield. Just imagine- A giant Dave Niehaus statue, banging his head on his desk repeatedly, muttering the words "Why oh why" every time the M's screw up...

What would be the reverse of “a grand salami?”

Say, three errors in the same inning?

“Get out the liver and onions, Grandma!”