8/11 Mary and the M's Smacking the Feckless Rangers Game Thread

[Bil522]

Wow, the coincidences are unreal.

My Mom's name is Mary
Her birthday is Friday
She will be 79 yo
ATs birthday is also Friday like my Mom
He will also be 75 like your Mom
My Mom is also 5'9" like your Mom
All three are Mariner Fans.

I work for the leading MS pharma company in the world....and I am a also a Mariner fan.

She is also left handed like Marco
About an hour after eating chilli, I get a Rougend Oder
AT lives about an hour south of my folks in Fresno

I am left footed!! Tell here Happy Birthday for the Forum!

I will do so....Thanks to all especially Mr. Cola. He is not called The Rock for nothing!!!

[Hanjag]

Marco Gonzales
LHP
2-1, 3.06 ERA, 15 SO

Mike Minor
LHP
0-3, 6.89 ERA, 15 SO
SEA Lineup
TEX Lineup
J.P. Crawford (L) SS
Dylan Moore (R) RF
Kyle Lewis (R) CF
Kyle Seager (L) 3B
Austin Nola (R) C
Shed Long Jr. (L) 2B
Evan White (R) 1B
Dee Gordon (L) LF
Tim Lopes (R) DH

Shin-Soo Choo (L) LF
Isiah Kiner-Falefa (R) 3B
Todd Frazier (R) 1B
Joey Gallo (L) RF
Nick Solak (R) CF
Willie Calhoun (L) DH
Rougned Odor (L) 2B
Elvis Andrus (R) SS
Jeff Mathis (R) C

[Double Mocha Man]

Bil... I just watched a video of Tina Turner doing a rousing rendition of "Proud Mary", live. Hoping your Mom is a proud Mary tonight. Win or lose, she sounds great!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTfYnRQgKgY

[Bil522]

Marco Gonzales
LHP
2-1, 3.06 ERA, 15 SO

Mike Minor
LHP
0-3, 6.89 ERA, 15 SO
SEA Lineup
TEX Lineup
J.P. Crawford (L) SS
Dylan Moore (R) RF
Kyle Lewis (R) CF
Kyle Seager (L) 3B
Austin Nola (R) C
Shed Long Jr. (L) 2B
Evan White (R) 1B
Dee Gordon (L) LF
Tim Lopes (R) DH

Shin-Soo Choo (L) LF
Isiah Kiner-Falefa (R) 3B
Todd Frazier (R) 1B
Joey Gallo (L) RF
Nick Solak (R) CF
Willie Calhoun (L) DH
Rougned Odor (L) 2B
Elvis Andrus (R) SS
Jeff Mathis (R) C

Why did you do the lineup twice? Cervix was late getting his out but I said i would add it and i did

[D-train]

Basically the same lineup only Dee in for Vogey. Jack Sprat and he wife are about a wash so I am still good with this list of savages....

[AT Funchal-Madeira]

One of my best friend's, Bob in Shelton,Wash (a high school friend) and his wife Mary have two daughters. Bob is 75 and Mary is 74. Bob could not attend our 50 year high school reunion, in 2014 because he is the sole caregiver for Mary who has MS. They just celebrated their 56th anniversary. Good people and their devotion to one another has been an inspiration to me....... If it's OK, I'm adding this Mary to our thoughts as we celebrate your mom. Go Mariners!

And in the meantime..... when the Doctor tells you something is terminal, and starts prescribing all kinds of debilitating medication... do some research, keep lookin' up, and think to yourself, "well Doc.... I just might fool ya'".

[AmericanPig]

Mary's awesome. Go M's.

[bhofferb]

75 years ago my mom, Mary, was born. She has always been a fighter. In 1991, she was told she had Multiple Sclerosis. She changed her diet and refused the doctors medications. She added supplements and remarkably staved off the worse parts of the disease until 2015. Today she has almost no mobility in her legs but still goes out everyday to help people understand this disease. Her doctor is the current head of Stanford Medical which is one of the top MS research hospitals in the world. He took my mom on as a patient so he could learn how she held off MS for all those years. Her knowledge is helping people all over the world.

Today she is going to inspire the Mariners to step out of their comfort zone and smack the Rangers all over the field.

Here are your Mashing Mariners:


Marco Gonzales
LHP
2-1, 3.06 ERA, 15 SO

J Crawford (L) SS
D Moore (R) RF
K Lewis (R) CF
K Seager (L) 3B
A Nola (R) C
S Long Jr. (L) 2B
E White (R) 1B
D Gordon (L) LF
T Lopes (R) DH


Here are the Feckless Rangers

Mike Minor
LHP
0-3, 6.89 ERA, 15 SO

S Choo (L) LF
I Kiner-Falefa (R) 3B
T Frazier (R) 1B
J Gallo (L) RF
N Solak (R) CF
W Calhoun (L) DH
R Odor (L) 2B
E Andrus (R) SS
J Mathis (R) C

Sounds like your mom is a tough lady, as was mine...

[IStillLoveTheMs]

Minor was 94-96 last year...

90-91 to start?

[D-train]

One of my best friend's, Bob in Shelton,Wash (a high school friend) and his wife Mary have two daughters. Bob is 75 and Mary is 74. Bob could not attend our 50 year high school reunion, in 2014 because he is the sole caregiver for Mary who has MS. They just celebrated their 56th anniversary. Good people and their devotion to one another has been an inspiration to me....... If it's OK, I'm adding this Mary to our thoughts as we celebrate your mom. Go Mariners!

And in the meantime..... when the Doctor tells you something is terminal, and starts prescribing all kinds of debilitating medication... do some research, keep lookin' up, and think to yourself, "well Doc.... I just might fool ya'".

Wow, another Mary.