8/20 KIK Kershaw to the Kurb Game Thread (4:10 P.M.)

[rockycola]

Clayton Kershaw vs Yusei Kikuchi is really no contest unless Yusei develops super powers but we'll see.

Yesterday we had the short end of the pitching matchup of Urias and Walker, but it went heavily in our favor. Urias yesterday got Rock'd and Kershaw today will get Rock'd.

Damn, should I bet on the Mariners today? I'm starting to think I'm missing the boat!

Don't step into my boat today Terry. I've had a sinking feeling all day about this game. Just get in line with everybody on the forum to be clamoring to start tomorrow's game thread when Texas comes to port.
Water's leaking in, I didn't bring my Flex Seal Tape nor my bailing bucket. My reliever, Phil Swift, is nowhere to be seen.

[ddraig]

They have spray cans of the stuff now, too.

[Double Mocha Man]

Rocky C... you have your own personal reliever??? I want one of those.

[rockycola]

Rocky C... you have your own personal reliever??? I want one of those.

Yeah, but I'm like 19,657th on his list of people he'll relieve.

Seager belted his 5th! Kinda what I feel like drinking right now.

Great to see Haggerty get his 2nd career hit already.

[ddraig]

Doesn't look good right now for the home town nine!

[Petert]

I watch the contest
Maybe a Mariner win
Oh. Kikuchi.

[Petert]

I watch the contest
Maybe a Mariner win
Oh. It’s Kikuchi.

[rockycola]

Taylor walked Taylor on 4 pitches with the bases loaded.
Oh, I see he wild pitched the run home. Same difference.
Mariners bent over and just got Guilbeaued by their own reliever.
Do we have a Flex Seal reliever on this team?

[rockycola]

I had bad feelings
All day about this thread streak
M's don't disappoint

[ddraig]

Anybody see this yet? Jose Alvarez catches a 105 mph line drive in his crotch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F430W81hCIw