Haniger update not good

[D-train]

How many guys in MLB history have got hit in both the face and the balls???? The curse is kicking our asses.

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/seattle-mariners

[maoling]

How many guys in MLB history have got hit in both the face and the balls???? The curse is kicking our asses.

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/seattle-mariners

If you include getting tased and pepper-sprayed, I had a lot of dates end this way in college.

[D-train]

How many guys in MLB history have got hit in both the face and the balls???? The curse is kicking our asses.

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/seattle-mariners

If you include getting tased and pepper-sprayed, I had a lot of dates end this way in college.

Wow, so Coug coeds resorted to some cutting edge technology to keep you off them.

1974
Cover patented the design for a device that he named the TASER in 1974. The TASER was similar to other stun guns invented during the 1960s and 1970s; it delivered an electric current via a pair of electrodes connected to the gun by wires and that were shot at an assailant.Oct 7, 2014

[D-train]

Openers ERA.

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LeBlanc gives up two-run single (both runs charged to Scott) before getting out of first. Mariners trailing 2-0 and their openers now have a 19.50 ERA in seven games.

[D-train]

This is why ERA is the worst stat for relievers. Gerber has identical stats vs. last season but has a much higher ERA for no reason.

http://www.milb.com/player/index.jsp?si ... g/2019/ALL

[maoling]

How many guys in MLB history have got hit in both the face and the balls???? The curse is kicking our asses.

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/seattle-mariners

If you include getting tased and pepper-sprayed, I had a lot of dates end this way in college.

Wow, so Coug coeds resorted to some cutting edge technology to keep you off them.

1974
Cover patented the design for a device that he named the TASER in 1974. The TASER was similar to other stun guns invented during the 1960s and 1970s; it delivered an electric current via a pair of electrodes connected to the gun by wires and that were shot at an assailant.Oct 7, 2014

It appears that roofies were invented in 1963, but didn't become fashionable in the USA until the early '90s.

[Jack Merridew]

Maybe this will snap him out of whatever funk he was in.

[D-train]

This is why I always do a background check before leaving two naked women in my bed.

https://www.nj.com/jets/2019/06/jets-le ... m-him.html

[Coeurd’Alene J]

Karma

How many naked strange women do you leave at your crib before you realize it might be a bad idea

Lol

[Double Mocha Man]

All my dates are required to wear no clothes in bed. Or in the kitchen. Seriously, the guy probably didn't even know them... a pickup from the night before? Gotta give him credit for getting to his workout.