A guaranteed win - My first Game Thread ever - Sea/Chi

[Jack Merridew]

Guess teams motto is blow a lead. Why even score! Fuck man falling deeper in the division with Texas winning right now. Can't even beat a mediocre team! This team is all bout fun and jokes and not bout taking these games seriously. 3 straight games In row that easily could have been won. Just disaster up and down this team. Gonna be 4 under 500. Someone needs to step up and start a fucking team meeting. ENOUGH OF THE FUCKING EXCUSES!!!!!

Yessss Seth. Let the hatred flow freely within your soul. If you can harness the limitless energy of the Dark Side then you can help the Mariners become more powerful than you could ever imagine...

[Southpaw773]

How about when someone strikes out or gives up a homer, instead of how they were wearing bubble gum buckets they wear a bed pan on their head.

[seth8734]

I wish they wouldn't, but I think they'll probably move JK up in the order pretty soon, maybe even tomorrow. I just think he should bat 5th, 6th, or 7th for now. It's probably helping him to see more pitches from the dugout before his first AB.

Scott will ruin what he has going by moving him up. Just leave him where he is perfect spot. Don't fuck with him

[seth8734]

Guess teams motto is blow a lead. Why even score! Fuck man falling deeper in the division with Texas winning right now. Can't even beat a mediocre team! This team is all bout fun and jokes and not bout taking these games seriously. 3 straight games In row that easily could have been won. Just disaster up and down this team. Gonna be 4 under 500. Someone needs to step up and start a fucking team meeting. ENOUGH OF THE FUCKING EXCUSES!!!!!

Yessss Seth. Let the hatred flow freely within your soul. If you can harness the limitless energy of the Dark Side then you can help the Mariners become more powerful than you could ever imagine...

I would love to go to the dark side as that's where this team is going. Only deeper into the dark with no light coming back

[Southpaw773]

Can we get Servais to stop managing with ChatGPT

[roosevelt]

Folks,
I see a rough year coming.

[Sexymarinersfan]

Julio: .250/.758

JK: .323/1.013

You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone!

[Sexymarinersfan]

Folks,
I see a rough year coming.

That's what they all said last year mid May

[D-train]

JK doubles and now has an OPS over 1.000
.344 .417 1.073

This could be like 2004 when Ichiro had his record breaking season and the M's lost 100 games.....

[D-train]