8/18 Mariners Sniffing 9 Games Over, Again vs. Rangers Game Thread

[DavidGee24]

Dang it, Haniger needed to do what Seager did. Three really good shots off Seager's bat tonight, none off Haniger's.

[seattlefan-daBronx]

Haniger seems to have lost his eye. This second half of the season is making him look ordinary.

Yea he has looked horrible and so has Fraley. What am I saying this whole offense has not done shit. It's been our pitching.

Guess who I bumped into on the way to the eye doctor?
Everyone

[seattlefan-daBronx]

Papa SEAWORLD!!!!

[DavidGee24]

Amazing how good Sewald, Sadler, and Steckenrider have been for us considering they sucked on other teams. Plus Smith so far. Only Middleton continued to suck, because of course he's an Angel cast-off and the last one of those we got who was good for even one year was Leroy Stanton.

And right on cue, 1-2-3 for Sewald. Castillo for the save?

[seattlefan-daBronx]

Amazing how good Sewald, Sadler, and Steckenrider have been for us considering they sucked on other teams. Plus Smith so far. Only Middleton continued to suck, because of course he's an Angel cast-off and the last one of those we got who was good for even one year was Leroy Stanton.

And right on cue, 1-2-3 for Sewald. Castillo for the save?

God help us.

[ddraig]

OK, Bronx, you asked for it!

Bill and Hillary Clinton are at a baseball game. During the opening ceremonies, their secret service agent goes to Bill and whispers something in his ear. Bill looks up at the agent and says "I'm not sure I can do that". The agent then says "Well, sir, it's the teams and fans request and I think we should give the people what they want". Bill Clinton says "Well, if it's what the people want, then it's what the people shall get". Bill turns to Hillary, grabs her by the collar of her shirt and the belt on her waist and throws her over railing and onto the field. The crowd goes wild, and Bill Clinton waves at the fans as Hillary is face down on the ground.
The secret service agent nods his head and sighs and says "Sir, what they wanted was for you to throw the first pitch"

[seth8734]

Amazing how good Sewald, Sadler, and Steckenrider have been for us considering they sucked on other teams. Plus Smith so far. Only Middleton continued to suck, because of course he's an Angel cast-off and the last one of those we got who was good for even one year was Leroy Stanton.

And right on cue, 1-2-3 for Sewald. Castillo for the save?

Yea he has been pitching better of late and facing bottom of order so hoping he can close it out. This will be a huge must win.

[DavidGee24]

Well, here's another shitty pitcher for the Rangers.

[seattlefan-daBronx]

OK, Bronx, you asked for it!

Bill and Hillary Clinton are at a baseball game. During the opening ceremonies, their secret service agent goes to Bill and whispers something in his ear. Bill looks up at the agent and says "I'm not sure I can do that". The agent then says "Well, sir, it's the teams and fans request and I think we should give the people what they want". Bill Clinton says "Well, if it's what the people want, then it's what the people shall get". Bill turns to Hillary, grabs her by the collar of her shirt and the belt on her waist and throws her over railing and onto the field. The crowd goes wild, and Bill Clinton waves at the fans as Hillary is face down on the ground.
The secret service agent nods his head and sighs and says "Sir, what they wanted was for you to throw the first pitch"

nice.

[seattlefan-daBronx]

OK, Bronx, you asked for it!

Bill and Hillary Clinton are at a baseball game. During the opening ceremonies, their secret service agent goes to Bill and whispers something in his ear. Bill looks up at the agent and says "I'm not sure I can do that". The agent then says "Well, sir, it's the teams and fans request and I think we should give the people what they want". Bill Clinton says "Well, if it's what the people want, then it's what the people shall get". Bill turns to Hillary, grabs her by the collar of her shirt and the belt on her waist and throws her over railing and onto the field. The crowd goes wild, and Bill Clinton waves at the fans as Hillary is face down on the ground.
The secret service agent nods his head and sighs and says "Sir, what they wanted was for you to throw the first pitch"

nice.

A guy walks into a bar with two black eyes after a church service.
His friend ask "Dale, what the hell happened to your face?"

"When the lady sitting in front of me stood up to sing the hymns, I noticed her dress was clutched between her butt cheeks, so, being poIite I pulled it out, she turned around and punched me in the eye."

"Well, how did you get the other black eye?"

"She got so upset that I pulled the dress out, I figured I would just push it right back in. "