Boom! Astros get ASS JAMMED by MLB

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Post by Bil522 » Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:04 pm

It is pretty funny to claim you did not know when they are pounding on the garbage can. How can you not know?

Top 10 Answers AJ. Hinch gave the commissioner when asked...how can you not know the Astros were cheating?

10. I thought the Indians guy, that pounds the drum, moved to Houston

9. I thought the team ho was bending over the garbage can

8. I thought Emeril was making the post game dinner BAM BAM BAM

7. I thought it was the jackhammer clearing an area for the building of the Jose Altuve statue

6. I thought the video guys were watching porn and telling everyone about it

5. The Assistant GM said the women reporters were doing it to upset him

4. I am deaf in one ear and can't hear out of the other.

3. The mafia said they would take care of the banging

2. Alex Cora and Carlos Beltran told me that i was hearing things and should start taking Xanex

1. How else were we going to beat the sheer brilliance of Scott Servais and the Seattle Mariners?

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Post by DanielVogelbach » Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:46 pm

Will Hinch ever manage again?

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Post by Petert » Tue Jan 14, 2020 12:24 am

Appropriate, all of it.

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Post by D-train » Tue Jan 14, 2020 12:33 am

DanielVogelbach wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:46 pm
Will Hinch ever manage again?
I would take him over SS in 2021. We might be able to get him due to the stigma.
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Post by DanielVogelbach » Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:44 am

D-train wrote:
Tue Jan 14, 2020 12:33 am
DanielVogelbach wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:46 pm
Will Hinch ever manage again?
I would take him over SS in 2021. We might be able to get him due to the stigma.
I thought you were talking about white drift snow purity.

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Post by Coeurd’Alene J » Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:48 am

D-train wrote:
Tue Jan 14, 2020 12:33 am
DanielVogelbach wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:46 pm
Will Hinch ever manage again?
I would take him over SS in 2021. We might be able to get him due to the stigma.
As would I. Hinch would be better than that sack we have now......I’m willing to bang the garbage can at all home games from the dugout

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Post by D-train » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:42 am

DanielVogelbach wrote:
Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:44 am
D-train wrote:
Tue Jan 14, 2020 12:33 am
DanielVogelbach wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:46 pm
Will Hinch ever manage again?
I would take him over SS in 2021. We might be able to get him due to the stigma.
I thought you were talking about white drift snow purity.
He will have served his time. I believe in second chances for all criminals! :D
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Post by Donn Beach » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:49 am

D-train wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:22 pm
Mesully11 wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:21 pm
Way worse penalty than I anticipated! No sympathy though, they didn't need to cheat but still did it.
Hey congrats on your first post and welcome! I agree!
well I have to say I am really not surprised at it, but it is kind of shocking in the reality of it. But really, getting fired is the watershed moment, he went from the hottest GM in the business to being canned. And that wasn't a given, Payton got canned in New Orleans and didn't get fired, the club stood behind him, after the year they are back in business. Crane feeling the need to change the perception of his club

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Post by D-train » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:53 am

Donn Beach wrote:
Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:49 am
D-train wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:22 pm
Mesully11 wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:21 pm
Way worse penalty than I anticipated! No sympathy though, they didn't need to cheat but still did it.
Hey congrats on your first post and welcome! I agree!
well I have to say I am really not surprised at it, but it is kind of shocking in the reality of it. But really, getting fired is the watershed moment, he went from the hottest GM in the business to being canned. And that wasn't a given, Payton got canned in New Orleans and didn't get fired, the club stood behind him, after the year they are back in business. Crane feeling the need to change the perception of his club
Yeah I was really shocked by that as well. I guess he believes winners never cheat and cheaters never win.
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Post by D-train » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:54 am

Guessing both will be hired about 7 minutes after their suspension ends.
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