Please God not sub .500 game thread

[D-train]

2 two out runs without a HR.

Dylan Moore OPS .762. Not bad for a 25th man.

[Double Mocha Man]

Okay, time to turn it over to the bullpen and close this game out...

[rockycola]

Okay, time to turn it over to the bullpen and close this game out...

In the 4th inning? You need to drink more of what's in that dbl. mocha of yours.

[D-train]

Wow, EE on pace for almost 50 bombs. He just might fetch us a prospect.

dt

[Juliooooo]

Okay, time to turn it over to the bullpen and close this game out...

Do you mean give this game away? Not sure they need 5 full innings for that. Probably 3 though.

[bpj]

Oh look!
A HR
I’ll take it!

D!
#!

[D-train]

Sims is such a tool. I am feeling better about our rotation the past to games sans Felix. btw LeBlanc will be ready in a couple weeks. I wonder if he replaces Swanson or Leake or Felix.

dt

[D-train]

Elias has 0.8 WAR vs. 0.2 for Diaz but God Forbid we have him be our closer!!!!!!!!!! F-ing morons.

dt

[Juliooooo]

Elias has 0.8 WAR vs. 0.2 for Diaz but God Forbid we have him be our closer!!!!!!!!!! F-ing morons.

dt

But righty vs lefty is the most important thing for a relief pitcher...

[D-train]

Elias has 0.8 WAR vs. 0.2 for Diaz but God Forbid we have him be our closer!!!!!!!!!! F-ing morons.

dt

But righty vs lefty is the most important thing for a relief pitcher...

I hope you are being sarcastic.