Game 1 M's vs Cleveland ________

[Sexymarinersfan]

Any gentlemen's wagers to be had? For example, will the M's homer in their opening day game? If so, who hits the M's first homer of the season?

Let's go, M's!!

#SodoMojo!!!!!

I'm going with the easy choice, Teo's first as a Mariner. He'll do it in his 2nd AB in a 2-1 count, LF lower deck.

I've got Geno - 3rd AB, behind in the count 2-0, just clearing the wall in LF.

I'll wager a beer on it, Sexy - my Geno to your Teo.

A beer it is! Deal

[Sexymarinersfan]

Rangers score 9 in the 5th inning. Up 11 to 6. That lineup up is going to be tough.

That's what I've been saying all offseason! Don't sleep on the Rangers lineup!

[Sexymarinersfan]

Oh crap, Big_Maple, now I won't be able to get a wretched image of you in Ruby Slippers outta my head.

Jeebus,. If I thought it would actually land us Ohtani, I'd wear the damn things for a year.

But, there';s about as much chance of us landing Ohtani is there is of monkeys flying out of my butt (another visual you can't unthink now that you've thunk it).

I just think it is an insult to the fans to be so profitable, so cheap, and then give them a line of bullshit about saving money for a player they'll never get.

So funny! I'm actually watching return to Oz with my 5 year old daughter Madison right now lol.

[Sexymarinersfan]

You fellas know nothing.
NOTHING!
J-Rod cranks one out leading off the game.
His blast makes Bieber his bitch. One will hear the Bieber bleat all the way back in Cleveland.

I thought about that one, so I decided to jinx it, because it already entered my brain and knew someone else would pick it. Sorry Rock! Better luck next time.

[D-train]

You fellas know nothing.
NOTHING!
J-Rod cranks one out leading off the game.
His blast makes Bieber his bitch. One will hear the Bieber bleat all the way back in Cleveland.

Almost went with that. Will be epic! Judge did it today.

[rockycola]

You fellas know nothing.
NOTHING!
J-Rod cranks one out leading off the game.
His blast makes Bieber his bitch. One will hear the Bieber bleat all the way back in Cleveland.

I thought about that one, so I decided to jinx it, because it already entered my brain and knew someone else would pick it. Sorry Rock! Better luck next time.

Which may just prove my point, Sexy, "You know Nothing!"

[rockycola]

You fellas know nothing.
NOTHING!
J-Rod cranks one out leading off the game.
His blast makes Bieber his bitch. One will hear the Bieber bleat all the way back in Cleveland.

Almost went with that. Will be epic! Judge did it today.

.....batting second, after DJ LeMahieu.....

[D-train]

[D-train]

You fellas know nothing.
NOTHING!
J-Rod cranks one out leading off the game.
His blast makes Bieber his bitch. One will hear the Bieber bleat all the way back in Cleveland.

Almost went with that. Will be epic! Judge did it today.

.....batting second, after DJ LeMahieu.....

Yeah I meant his first time up. Julio should be hitting second too.

[D-train]

It is just about dark here and its still over 3 hours until game time. Sigh.............