Monday GT: Need to Chase the Field in Arizona

[Donn Beach]

I'm never sure if it's meant to be, "two rats in a fcking wool sock," or "two rats fcking in a wool sock."
Latter is funnier.

Of course it's the latter. I mean, come on....

That is a wonderful mental image

[seth8734]

Randy is really heating up and Tellez has to ruin it fuckkkkk great start and dead that was hard to watch

[TLO Idaho]

Cole got screwed on the third strike.

[seth8734]

Cole got screwed on the third strike.

Yea it was wow. How are u supposed to hit that u hit strikes u can't hit that. Horrible ab from Julio.

[seattlefan-daBronx]

As long as we keep running these losers out onto the field....

Telletubbie
Masterboner

Common!

Out of all the first basemen available we go with Rowdy? Seriously?

Why? on God's green earth is Maestrobolonga still here is one of the universes' great mysteries.

Comparing first and second basemen on this shit squad vs. the rest of the league.....granted this data is from March but the vet players haven't changed much in performance.

We were ranked 17th for 1st base.
We were ranked 22nd for 2nd base.

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[rockycola]

We lead, 3 hits to two hits.
We're winnin', aren't we ?

Long ways to go.......yawn.

Where's Canzone when you need him and bye-bye Leody.

Mariner 3-run inning coming up.

[seattlefan-daBronx]

Just to give you an idea of how bad the Mariners are....

ALL of our first basemen and ALL of our second basemen combined do not add up to the 4.2 WAR of Vlad Jr.

Disgusting.

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14 shit players vs. 1 good player.

[Southpaw773]

Why did they trot this lineup there again

[Donn Beach]

As long as we keep running these losers out onto the field....

Telletubbie
Masterboner

Common!

Out of all the first basemen available we go with Rowdy? Seriously?

Why? on God's green earth is Maestrobolonga still here is one of the universes' great mysteries.

Comparing first and second basemen on this shit squad vs. the rest of the league.....granted this data is from March but the vet players haven't changed much in performance.

We were ranked 17th for 1st base.
We were ranked 22nd for 2nd base.

2025 1st basemen.jpg
2025 2nd basemen.jpg

I don't understand what that is Solano doesn't have positive WAR

[seattlefan-daBronx]

As long as we keep running these losers out onto the field....

Telletubbie
Masterboner

Common!

Out of all the first basemen available we go with Rowdy? Seriously?

Why? on God's green earth is Maestrobolonga still here is one of the universes' great mysteries.

Comparing first and second basemen on this shit squad vs. the rest of the league.....granted this data is from March but the vet players haven't changed much in performance.

We were ranked 17th for 1st base.
We were ranked 22nd for 2nd base.

2025 1st basemen.jpg
2025 2nd basemen.jpg

I don't understand what that is Solano doesn't have positive WAR

You would be correct sir which makes the case I'm making even more astounding.
Jerry is willing to put absolute shit on the field than one good everyday player.

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