OT: 2026 Annual Masters Golf Contest: 9 – 12 April

[Bil522]

Wily strategy, Rockaroo!

I spent all my money and figured I grab a free replacement from the dung heap after the cut on Friday.

Meanwhile, here is the annual Pimento Cheese Sammie Recipe:

▢4 oz cream cheese, softened to room temperature
▢2 cups sharp cheddar cheese, shredded
▢1 cup Monterey Jack cheese, shredded
▢1/2 cup mayonnaise
▢1 teaspoon onion, very finely minced
▢1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
▢1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
▢1/4 teaspoon salt
▢1/4 teaspoon black pepper
▢4 oz jar pimientos, small diced in jar, drained

Combine all ingredients. I use a hand mixer.

Smear on white boy bread.

Ok, you got me. Where is Jerkland?

[maoling]

Ok, you got me. Where is Jerkland?

Lol, Kirkland.

It has its fair share of jerk-offs.

[baller]

Collin Morikawa (55)
Jacob Bridgeman (15)
Will Zalatoris (10)

20 Remaining

Baller!!!
As far as I can tell, Will Zalatoris is NOT playing this Masters.
Pick a replacement or I think mostonmike will pick one for you.
Maybe your personal golf game has a very low handicap but a third golfer may improve your odds.

My golf game is a lot like the Mariners, close my eyes and swing away! The harder you swing, the better, right?

Looks like I’m going to make a couple changes with Zalatoris out and Morikawa only chipping and putting during his practice round.

Cameron Young (60)
Jacob Bridgeman (15)
Daniel Berger (5)

[mostonmike]

Just 4 hours until we tee off. 10 protagonists look set to start.

Missing from previous contests;

Walla Walla Dawg II,
Milikin,
Coeur d'Alene J,
AZOldDawg

And it seems we've lost Muri and Juliooooo from the board completely
Muri Last active:Thu Jun 06, 2024 12:17 pm
Juliooooo Last active:Sun Dec 14, 2025 4:53 pm

Unfortunately, I can't allow any late entries to this one as the winner score is often over par so a late start would actually be an advantage - but if anyone submits a squad with players who haven't yet teed off then go for it......

Big shock that WWD isn't on board (Last active:Tue Mar 24, 2026 4:26 pm) hope he's well.....

All being well, this is the link to our leaderboard - ESPN's random formatting permitting
CLICK HERE for leaderboard

[Millikin]

I've considered joining in, but I am extremely uninterested in golf. Best of luck everyone!

[Bil522]

Always nice to have your $80 golfer at +4 on a perfect day

[Sibelius Hindemith]

So the guy who spent $3 is in first place?

BTW, i spent $95 but the table says $100. Just so you know i'll need that 5$ to replace Patrick Cantplay after tomorrow's round.

[rockycola]

Always nice to have your $80 golfer at +4 on a perfect day

If one of my golfers shits the bed, I could buy Rory for $90 and still have $7 left for a Starbucks.

However, this is only Day #1, and lots can and will happen.

[rockycola]

So the guy who spent $3 is in first place?

BTW, i spent $95 but the table says $100. Just so you know i'll need that 5$ to replace Patrick Cantplay after tomorrow's round.

I call it: Chaotic, Mindless Strategy.....or, so far, the best $3 I've ever spent .
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[mostonmike]

So the guy who spent $3 is in first place?

BTW, i spent $95 but the table says $100. Just so you know i'll need that 5$ to replace Patrick Cantplay after tomorrow's round.

Fixed - it looked up Daniel Berger's price wrongly and did the same for baller.

Sensational stuff from rocky - just being under par in this contest is tough so to only spend 3 quid/bucks and be leading after 1 is probably the finest achievement in all these contests to date.