Game 1 M's vs Cleveland ________

[rockycola]

Almost went with that. Will be epic! Judge did it today.

.....batting second, after DJ LeMahieu.....

Yeah I meant his first time up. Julio should be hitting second too.

Awwww, don't "should" on Julio.
Adley Rutschman bats in the 2-hole, also.
J-Rod ultimately will be in the 3-spot when it gets to his perfect place in the lineup.
He belongs there. Last M to own that place was Jr.

[D-train]

.....batting second, after DJ LeMahieu.....

Yeah I meant his first time up. Julio should be hitting second too.

Awwww, don't "should" on Julio.
Adley Rutschman bats in the 2-hole, also.
J-Rod ultimately will be in the 3-spot when it gets to his perfect place in the lineup.
He belongs there. Last M to own that place was Jr.

That was the olden days when Managers and GMs didn't think they were geniuses. I doubt he goes lower than 2.

[bpj]

Have your DH batting 8th... what a waste of the roster spot.

[rockycola]

Oh crap, Big_Maple, now I won't be able to get a wretched image of you in Ruby Slippers outta my head.

Jeebus,. If I thought it would actually land us Ohtani, I'd wear the damn things for a year.

But, there';s about as much chance of us landing Ohtani is there is of monkeys flying out of my butt (another visual you can't unthink now that you've thunk it).

I just think it is an insult to the fans to be so profitable, so cheap, and then give them a line of bullshit about saving money for a player they'll never get.

So funny! I'm actually watching return to Oz with my 5 year old daughter Madison right now lol.

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[seth8734]

Alright Happy Opening Day!!!!! Let's have some fireworks tonight. Bieber is tough but we have been ok against him in his career. Let's start on a high note. Come on.

[Sibelius Hindemith]

You fellas know nothing.
NOTHING!
J-Rod cranks one out leading off the game.
His blast makes Bieber his bitch. One will hear the Bieber bleat all the way back in Cleveland.

Why would he pitch to Julio with nobody on base?

[Sexymarinersfan]

You fellas know nothing.
NOTHING!
J-Rod cranks one out leading off the game.
His blast makes Bieber his bitch. One will hear the Bieber bleat all the way back in Cleveland.

I thought about that one, so I decided to jinx it, because it already entered my brain and knew someone else would pick it. Sorry Rock! Better luck next time.

Which may just prove my point, Sexy, "You know Nothing!"

Reverse, reverse, reverse jinx? I LIKE IT!

[Sibelius Hindemith]

It is just about dark here and its still over 3 hours until game time. Sigh.............

Yeah who the fuck decided on a 7pm start with the Kraken playing a few miles away at the same effing time?

[Sibelius Hindemith]

Just asinine having Julio lead off given the three turds batting 7,8, and 9. And another one batting 2nd. Fucking stupidest shit ever.

[Sexymarinersfan]

Almost went with that. Will be epic! Judge did it today.

.....batting second, after DJ LeMahieu.....

Yeah I meant his first time up. Julio should be hitting second too.

Agree to disagree.