6/14/2026: Squash the gnats

[DavidGee24]

This clown gets paid money to talk about baseball and thinks 2 months of Garver will bring back a reliever that will help the team.

Hear him out. We can trade Garver for several bags of dogshit and then very slightly bury them under the mound dirt in the opposing bullpen. At the very least opposing relief pitchers will be the mound distracted wondering where the hell that shit-smelling foulness is coming from.