The M's bomb the Bronx Girly Men Game Thread 8/26

[Petert]

This has GOT to be weird for Cory Gearrin.

[D-train]

This has GOT to be weird for Cory Gearrin.

LOL Gameday has the right hat on Gearrin but has Aaron's brother Austin's picture as the guy facing him.

[IStillLoveTheMs]

I hope we destroy Gearrin. Could be my least favorite M this year.

[D-train]

This has GOT to be weird for Cory Gearrin.

They definitely made him get a haircut. So odd given the creatures that make up most of their fan base that the Yankees of all teams have the grooming rules.

[Sibelius Hindemith]

Who the fvck is Mike Ford? This year's version of Luke Voit, apparently. Amazing how these nobodies turn into sluggers when they put on the pinstripes.

Same with Gio Urshela. -1.1 bWAR in there seasons, puts on pinstripes and he's at 3.4 this far this season.

Even Cameron Maybin is putting up good numbers for them.

Meanwhile, Fraley now 2-17 and missing fastballs right down the middle.

How about D.J. LeMahieu: In 3,385 at-bats with the Rockies (half of those in hitter-friendly Coors) he hit 49 home runs. In 489 at-bats with the Yankees he has 22. Basically, his home run rate has tripled and his OPS has gone from .760 to .914.

[Petert]

This is fascinating. Maybe the first base ump can win it for us.

[IStillLoveTheMs]

Who the fvck is Mike Ford? This year's version of Luke Voit, apparently. Amazing how these nobodies turn into sluggers when they put on the pinstripes.

Same with Gio Urshela. -1.1 bWAR in there seasons, puts on pinstripes and he's at 3.4 this far this season.

Even Cameron Maybin is putting up good numbers for them.

Meanwhile, Fraley now 2-17 and missing fastballs right down the middle.

How about D.J. LeMahieu: In 3,385 at-bats with the Rockies (half of those in hitter-friendly Coors) he hit 49 home runs. In 489 at-bats with the Yankees he has 22. Basically, his home run rate has tripled and his OPS has gone from .760 to .914.

God knows he'd come to the Mariners and hit in the .600's OPS wise.

[DavidGee24]

Ugh, Murph takes a cookie, takes another strike, lays off one six inches outside and then swings at one over a foot outside. The Vogelbach Approach.

[D-train]

Murphy channelling Zunino there. Watch two strikes go by and swing at a slider a foot off the ground and two feet outside.

[DavidGee24]

This has GOT to be weird for Cory Gearrin.

They definitely made him get a haircut. So odd given the creatures that make up most of their fan base that the Yankees of all teams have the grooming rules.

The fat loudmouths and the skinny dweebs with the wispy moustaches.