M's vs Twins 5/18

[rockycola]

Smith drops another one and then makes the final out.

On the bright side, great pitching by Adams and Festa. Should've been four shutout innings.

Mariners LOSE! We're ZEROES!

Yes, Adams and Festa were solid tonight.

[rockycola]

I guess I won't have to fake my own death to escape the thread starting enslavement.

HAY!!! Git yer azz over to the st horse forum right now!

[Hanjag]

I guess I won't have to fake my own death to escape the thread starting enslavement.

HAY!!! Git yer azz over to the st horse forum right now!

Ok, but I would like to like to submit to the court it should be lenient in sentencing standards. This was my 1st game thread and therefore I am the victim and not the cause of the bad outcomes.

[rockycola]

Is it the Mariners? Is it the players? Is it Servais? Is it the forum?

M's just aren't very good right now. The hitters have lost their gleeful assault on the ball and the ball has gleefully assaulted our fielders.
Pitchers are up and down with no ace or ace in the hole.
Came in to this season expecting a down season, expecting that re-imagining would be painful but tolerable for a couple of years.

Cruel fate the curse played a sick joke on everybody with a 13-2 start. Imaginations ran wild with dreams of an historic season as the Mariners burst out of the gate. I was sucked in to the joke.

Fate and The Curse grabbed our balls and just started squeezing, seeping into our dreams and blackening souls. When our re-imagining excitement was turned to dust and our hopes sucked dry.
Fate and The Curse let go of our balls, allowed a win here and there, a big score win and just when we inhaled deeply, saw a glimmer, re-imagined that a tight could be seen at the end of the tunnel, yes, Fate and The Curse unmercifully started kicking our balls, over and over, harder and harder until one by one, their dominance has brought us to submission......again.


That little heart-warming prelude was just to remind everybody (except 'hangjob') that tomorrow's game thread will be up for grabs until 6:40 P.M. Saturday.
I won't touch it.
Whoever goes for it gets the return of Lefty LeBlanc versus Cherrios Berrios and might be the only one left will balls of.................

7:10 PM LeBlanc Berrios

[Hanjag]

How does a team start 13-2 and then go 9-23

[rockycola]

I guess I won't have to fake my own death to escape the thread starting enslavement.

HAY!!! Git yer azz over to the st horse forum right now!

Ok, but I would like to like to submit to the court it should be lenient in sentencing standards. This was my 1st game thread and therefore I am the victim and not the cause of the bad outcomes.

Tell you what. Even though excuses weaken your position and playing the victim card is beneath all of us, I can't but help feeling pity for you.

I'll tell the horse prison forum trollguards to double your road apples.

[rockycola]

How does a team start 13-2 and then go 9-23

I have never seen anything quite like it. Just mind-boggling and numbing. I think that's part of the issue. The worse they play, the more they lose, the number they get, both physically and mentally.

[Hy Feiber]

How does a team start 13-2 and then go 9-23

“Your Seattle Sybils!”

[Donn Beach]

Because LOOGY'S are a waste of a roster spot.

then BP management must be overrated

[Ziskmagic]

This is serious business brother. Just ask zisk magic. Oh I guess you can't ask him because he's been banished to the times forum for 10 days. He's only allowed one hot meal a day. A piece of bread in a bowl of steam.

Dude, Bing(Bot) knows how to PARTY. $500 still goes a long way in rustic places like the ST forum.