Game thread 7/2/23 Let's send these bums back to Grampa Bay

[Seattle or Bust]

Dan Wilson is the broadcaster equivalent of paint drying.

[D-train]

Here’s what our “ace” did in his last 12 starts before today. He has 3 wins, all against losing teams. His numbers over the last 12 games.

Not only that but he is costing us millions to pay his translator.

[D-train]

Dan Wilson is the broadcaster equivalent of paint drying.

Or watching grass grown in the Siberian desert in January.

[D-train]

[Millikin]

Castillo as our all star rep...

What a momentous occasion for Mariners fans that our token representative isn't having nearly a good enough season to be an all star, and he mostly got selected for name recognition.

Hooray...

[Seattle or Bust]

Sounds crazy to say... but JP Crawford's OPS is up to .746...

He's 4th in the AL in SS WAR, but the bat has been way better than Witt and Pena.

He might make it as a sub.

Also, sick back break by Tom there.

[Millikin]

I did make a bet with a friend that if Kelenic makes the All-Star team, I'd buy a Kelenic jersey.

Honestly, I wanted to lose that bet, because I thought if Kelenic is an all-star, the Mariners must be having a great season.

Plus, I'd be ordering cheap chinese made jersey, which look as good, or better than official jerseys.

[D-train]

Current RBI totals

Wong 13
Pollock 13
Ford 12

Ford debuted in June.

[Millikin]

Current RBI totals

Wong 13
Pollock 13
Ford 12

Ford debuted in June.

Yeah but his name isn't hilarious like Wong or Pollock

[Seattle or Bust]

Current RBI totals

Wong 13
Pollock 13
Ford 12

Ford debuted in June.

And he's been pulled in multiple RBI opportunities against lefties for Pollock.