Rock on the bump Game Thread

[seth8734]

Making Heany looking like Cy Young now

Wait he is not supposed to be good? Lol yea he is owning this lineup. Really missing JP badly.

[rockycola]

Castillo gets out of it but throws a ton of pitches. Gotta make Heaney work we always smash this guy. Score some more runs!

One pitch, One out.

6 pitches, 3 outs. Putting Heany on a pedestal would not be the way to view him, but.....Mariners.

[seth8734]

Castillo gets out of it but throws a ton of pitches. Gotta make Heaney work we always smash this guy. Score some more runs!

One pitch, One out.

And it wasn't even a strike. Julio keeps making the same mistake over and over, and nobody's coaching him.

I know it's disgusting to watch. Just letting him swing and fixing it. Brown help this kid idiot. Earn your damn paycheck

[Big_Maple]

It's like the hitting coach just said "go out there and hack at the first pitch - don't get behind in the count on this guy".

Or something.

Maybe that's giving us too much credit. Maybe we don't have a hitting strategy, and guys are just twitchy.

JRod comes out of his shoes. He's swinging before the pitcher let's go of the rosin bag.

[Juliooooo]

Castillo just isn’t very good against a good lineup. Hopefully he doesn’t let them do too much damage, but he’ll be lucky to get 5 innings. 2 of those balls against Seager were strikes though fucking ump

[Big_Maple]

Castillo just isn’t very good against a good lineup.

Wait. I'm just checking. He's our ace, right?

[Juliooooo]

Castillo just isn’t very good against a good lineup.

Wait. I'm just checking. He's our ace, right?

Note to anyone paying attention he isn’t

[seth8734]

Fucking umps wanna kick them in the balls badly. They are horrible. Long bullpen day. Rangers are solid lineup. One of the best hitting coaches in history and it shows. I would trade my nutsack for their hitting coach in a heartbeat

[D-train]

Making Heany looking like Cy Young now

Wait he is not supposed to be good? Lol yea he is owning this lineup. Really missing JP badly.

I don't miss anyone hitting under .200 with a sub 600 OPS.

[rockycola]

Thank you for the double play.

Now, hit the fucking ball where they ain't!