Yours was better to be fair - I also applaud the citation of Blackadder.Big_Maple wrote: ↑Thu Oct 30, 2025 8:49 pmI dunno. Maybe I had to grow up with it to appreciate it. Maybe not. Games that can end in a 0-0 tie seem pointless to me.
In the words of Edmund Blackadder, it is the biggest waste of time since "How to Speak French" was translated into French.
The Simpsons had it all right: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJu2qSJ9zno
Our takedowns of the US sport often focus on the relentless adverts and clock-stopping
> 15 minutes of actual football and 45 minutes of ads for trucks, beer, and prescription meds with 24 side effects.
> Catch? Stop the clock. Incomplete pass? Stop the clock. Timeout? Stop the clock. Two minutes left to play? Stop the clock. Someone sneezes in the third row? You guessed it—stop the clock. You could raise a toddler in the time it takes to finish one game.
Sport. eh? All of it is nonsense. That's why we love it.
A legendary soccer manager, Bill Shankly once said, "Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that."
