5/20 GT: No More Chumbawamba

[seth8734]

U have gotta be kidding me. Every ab Grichuck has come off the bench against us has been a homer.

[rockycola]

Isn't there a rule in MLB that a team cannot have 3 batters in a row with unpronounceable names?
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[mostonmike]

Not sure how this team can manage to keep snatching defeats from the jaws of victory. Another bad feeling about this. Just one run to cling onto now.

[rockycola]

Shit. GrinchChumbawamba is also unpronounceable, too.
Protest this game!

[Seattle or Bust]

That was a bullshit homer by Grichuck.

Basically closed his eyes.

Ferrer is gross.

[seth8734]

That was a bullshit homer by Grichuck.

Basically closed his eyes.

Ferrer is gross.

Ferrer is so so good. Solid pickup thankfully we had more then just a run in the 9th.

[rockycola]

Thrills!
Spills!
Millikin!

[Millikin]

This game wasn't quite Stevie Wonder as the Mariners fell short of 10 #1 hits.

But.... The Mariners offense did reach parallel success as one of the greatest "No talent ass-clowns" in history: MICHAEL BOLTON!

Bolton, like the Mariners today, had a total of 7 hits (top ten on the Billboard hot 100) including two #1 hits (homeruns).

[Donn Beach]

Could a winning streak be on the horizon?

One thing that should help the Mariners is the schedule. Between now and the All-Star break (using opponents' 2026 winning percentages), they have the fourth-easiest schedule in the majors. They won't face a single team currently better than .500 until June 23 and they'll play 16 of their next 23 games in road ballparks that lean noticeably more hitter-friendly than their own pitchers' heaven, T-Mobile Park.

Twelve of the Mariners' next 29 games will be played against teams that have averaged even fewer runs per game on offense than they have -- that's more benefit for the pitchers -- but 14 of their next 26 will be against one of the six teams that has a 4.50 team ERA or worse.

[Bil522]

This game wasn't quite Stevie Wonder as the Mariners fell short of 10 #1 hits.

But.... The Mariners offense did reach parallel success as one of the greatest "No talent ass-clowns" in history: MICHAEL BOLTON!

Bolton, like the Mariners today, had a total of 7 hits (top ten on the Billboard hot 100) including two #1 hits (homeruns).

That's it!!! Dan Wilson is the Michael Bolton of Major League Baseball!!!