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Re: GT Mariners vs. Anaheim 6/10/2021
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2021 2:50 am
by seattlefan-daBronx
Dilly Dilly.
Re: GT Mariners vs. Anaheim 6/10/2021
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2021 2:52 am
by ddraig
seattlefan-daBronx wrote: ↑Sun Jul 11, 2021 2:44 am
Navy Seal and an Apple Watch
A Navy Seal walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his new Apple watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "just got this state-of-the-art Apple watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
He says, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The Navy man smirks, taps his watch and says, "Darn thing's an hour fast."
Re: GT Mariners vs. Anaheim 6/10/2021
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2021 2:53 am
by ddraig
Re: GT Mariners vs. Anaheim 6/10/2021
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2021 2:54 am
by IStillLoveTheMs
Last year DMO had 3 doubles that either hit the fence or warning track to right field and 2x homers to right field in 45 games.
In 2021 he has none.
Re: GT Mariners vs. Anaheim 6/10/2021
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2021 2:56 am
by D-train
Same answer as every player of that era. Maybe.
Re: GT Mariners vs. Anaheim 6/10/2021
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2021 2:59 am
by seattlefan-daBronx
What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
Do not eat if seal is broken
Re: GT Mariners vs. Anaheim 6/10/2021
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2021 3:01 am
by AT Funchal-Madeira
Fletcher with his Ichiro imitation, 23 straight games of hits.... dink shots, dribblers, and infield.... 1 home run..
Re: GT Mariners vs. Anaheim 6/10/2021
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2021 3:01 am
by ddraig
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Hot Redhead!
Re: GT Mariners vs. Anaheim 6/10/2021
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2021 3:02 am
by seattlefan-daBronx
D-train wrote: ↑Sun Jul 11, 2021 2:56 am
Same answer as every player of that era. Maybe.
That 2001 season he hit .331 average, 37 bombs, 141 RBIs! All Star, MVP-3, Silver Slugger = Incredible year
Re: GT Mariners vs. Anaheim 6/10/2021
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2021 3:03 am
by D-train
seattlefan-daBronx wrote: ↑Sun Jul 11, 2021 3:02 am
D-train wrote: ↑Sun Jul 11, 2021 2:56 am
Same answer as every player of that era. Maybe.
That 2001 season he hit .331 average, 37 bombs, 141 RBIs! All Star, MVP-3, Silver Slugger = Incredible year
Should have been MVP 1.