5/13/24 make Singer go back to making sewing machines game thread

[seth8734]

Trade for Helsley like today.

Yes we need someone for the 8th. Stanek just doesn't have it anymore and should only pitch to 3 batters.

[Millikin]

Raley heating up for realz, yo

[rockycola]

Raley heating up for realz, yo

After Rojas, Raley's the best!

[desbcoach]

France we needed that

[Seattle or Bust]

Didn't expect that.

[Millikin]

Hey how about that?

I was starting to think offense had gone back into sleep mode.

Nice one, Franz!

[seth8734]

Fuck yea France gets those runs right back. Raley is playing everyday against righties and so is Cantzone when he returns. Haniger is just showing the manager that he needs a breather. Also we a lefty Platoon badly with Garver. He is horrible against righties. Wish we had Ford. Garver should not be playing against righties. Alright get this win and gain some ground!

[rockycola]

Batting order suggestion:

1. Rojas
2. DMO
3. Raley
4. Cal
5. Julio
6. wad of chewed gum (France?) Nice, needed HR, Ty!
7. old, sweaty jock strap (Haniger?)
8. still warm cadaver (Urias Heep/Haggs?)
9. JP

[Seattle or Bust]

Complete win.

Not too much horse shit to get angry at.

They need to go get a reliever.

[Millikin]

Mariners are the Weeners!