The 6'7" soft toss KO-hawn-o-wits & 6'4" studly Hancock GT on 4/4

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Post by Millikin » Sun Apr 05, 2026 4:13 am

The annoying fact is, this is what the Mariners were like for many little stretches last season. Even a Mariners team good enough to miss the World Series by a game is still an annoying Mariners team.
She/Him/This/That/Salami/Donut

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Post by seth8734 » Sun Apr 05, 2026 4:14 am

Pharmabro wrote:
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Fk Jo Adell
Idk how he caught jps. Just his night. Gotta tip your cap. Emerson again absolute gem. Still no walks and tons of strikeouts.

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Post by Michael K. » Sun Apr 05, 2026 4:17 am

Adell doesn't beat you if you can do ANYTHING besides swing for the fences. I was reminded tonight why I don't normally watch. After Adell robs JP, Cole young gets to 3 and 0, then on 3 and1 he swings at ball 4 then gets out on ball 5. Why would anyone throw this group of fucking idiots a strike?

Wash, rinse and repeat. Maybe we can stay around .500 and strike Gold at the trade deadline again. But I don't know that is the recipe for success. This is fucked up.

Swing big and hope you hit it. If you don't? Who cares...you already got paid anyway.

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Post by Southpaw773 » Sun Apr 05, 2026 4:21 am

I’m sorry. Dan Wilson is not the man for the job. No accountability. No fire. Just another dope who got lucky last year. Even Scott wasn’t this bad.

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Post by DavidGee24 » Sun Apr 05, 2026 5:00 am

Adell's plays aside (and the first two were actually easy plays), getting shut out on back to back nights by dogshit pitching should embarrass these guys.

I mean, this is the first time in Mariner history they've had four straight games where they didn't score off the starting pitcher and the last two suck. And the guy going tomorrow sucks even worse.

This team had better put up at last 15 runs tomorrow, and make Adell take a dirt bath.

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Post by Donn Beach » Sun Apr 05, 2026 5:03 am

Seattle or Bust wrote:
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seth8734 wrote:
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Who says Adell cant play the field. Angels defense is elite tonight. Gotta tip your cap. Stinging the ball just cant catch a break.
He came into the game last in the league in runs saved.
He was a gold glove finalist last season, his defense has improved

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Post by bpj » Sun Apr 05, 2026 5:26 am

Quite a start to the season for these two:
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Post by bpj » Sun Apr 05, 2026 5:34 am

Cal looks like a character that would be in an 80's baseball movie.

Did he do a little less offseason activity than usual? Looks like he hit an extra buffet or two now that he's rich and famous.
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Post by Michael K. » Sun Apr 05, 2026 5:43 am

bpj wrote:
Sun Apr 05, 2026 5:34 am
Cal looks like a character that would be in an 80's baseball movie.

Did he do a little less offseason activity than usual? Looks like he hit an extra buffet or two now that he's rich and famous.
Looks like a guy that hits they way he is hitting right now. Fat and happy.

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Post by Donn Beach » Sun Apr 05, 2026 6:03 am

And Cal has been known as a bit of a gym rat, go figure

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