Good enough reason to transition out of liberal states.
Musk goes against the narrative, so I assume we'll see another media smear job soon.
Good enough reason to transition out of liberal states.
Do you feel lucky? Well do ya punk?Millikin wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 2:27 amDriving back from college, I had a tire blow and rolled my car off the highway near Royal City. The Royal City police officer said the last person to roll a car in the same area got killed, he said I was lucky, then he gave me a $500 ticket for "Wheels Off Roadway. "Michael K. wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 5:16 pm
Love me some Royal City. Good pheasant hunting and good football!
No one could have made this shit up. Can’t make this shit up!!!!!
Imagine if 10 years ago you were approached by a time traveler and he was like "Look, I don't have much time to explain, all I can tell you is that the year 2020 is going to be wild as fuck! You know Donald Trump, the star of the apprentice? Well he's the president of the United States and at the beginning of 2020 he gets into a Twitter beef with Iran that almost starts world war 3. Australia catches fire and a woman tries to save it by selling pictures of her tits. Kobe Bryant dies in a helicopter crash. Half the world is devasted, the other half just makes fucked up memes. Tom Brady leaves the Patriots to play for the Buccaneers and just when the world starts recovering from the loss of Kobe some dude in China eats a fucking bat and starts a global pandemic that specifically kills old people and asthmatics. Everyone loses their minds. 40% of the population thinks it's the end of the world another 40% thinks it's all fake and 20% blames the whole thing on cell phone towers. The one thing everyone seems to agree on is that the only way to survive is by hoarding toilet paper. Grocery stores are ransacked and Charmin ultra soft essentially replaces the dollar as the United States official currency. Eventually as hysteria grows, world governments are forced to shut the entire planet down and lock everyone in their houses and..... the only person that can keep the people from completely losing their fkn minds and starting a huge riot is a homosexual gun toting Oklahoma man with two husband's, a meth addiction, and 223 pet tigers...
And that was all before Spring!!!!!!!!!!
Doesn't matter how many times I read this....I laugh, and then shake my head!D-train wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 2:29 amJust this on FB.
No one could have made this shit up. Can’t make this shit up!!!!!
Imagine if 10 years ago you were approached by a time traveler and he was like "Look, I don't have much time to explain, all I can tell you is that the year 2020 is going to be wild as fuck! You know Donald Trump, the star of the apprentice? Well he's the president of the United States and at the beginning of 2020 he gets into a Twitter beef with Iran that almost starts world war 3. Australia catches fire and a woman tries to save it by selling pictures of her tits. Kobe Bryant dies in a helicopter crash. Half the world is devasted, the other half just makes fucked up memes. Tom Brady leaves the Patriots to play for the Buccaneers and just when the world starts recovering from the loss of Kobe some dude in China eats a fucking bat and starts a global pandemic that specifically kills old people and asthmatics. Everyone loses their minds. 40% of the population thinks it's the end of the world another 40% thinks it's all fake and 20% blames the whole thing on cell phone towers. The one thing everyone seems to agree on is that the only way to survive is by hoarding toilet paper. Grocery stores are ransacked and Charmin ultra soft essentially replaces the dollar as the United States official currency. Eventually as hysteria grows, world governments are forced to shut the entire planet down and lock everyone in their houses and..... the only person that can keep the people from completely losing their fkn minds and starting a huge riot is a homosexual gun toting Oklahoma man with two husband's, a meth addiction, and 223 pet tigers...
And that was all before Spring!!!!!!!!!!
Those two statements are 3rd and 4th truest statements ever written right behind the sun is hot and water is wet.