4\8 GT: kerfuffle of the hoser M's vs. the Hog Town biffed its, eh?

[desbcoach]

Won’t be long before Dipoto send Castillo out with Cole young to dump salary at this rate

[D-train]

That whole baserunning sequence by France is probably worth -0.2 fWAR on its own.

Thankfully their 3B doesn't know how to tag.

I would refrain from criticizing the guy hitting .370

Hopefully that dad power kicks in. Gotta stop with the singles. Your not gonna score from singles. Can't even score from 3rd. Worse offense then last year and we keep the damn hitting coach. We gotta bring in a hitting coach who had a great career. Finding bums off the street handing them a job and they show why they are bums. Thier hitting techniques are trash.

By definition if you are a Dad you have hit a HR. No babies have been born due to singles double or triples....

[seth8734]

I would refrain from criticizing the guy hitting .370

Hopefully that dad power kicks in. Gotta stop with the singles. Your not gonna score from singles. Can't even score from 3rd. Worse offense then last year and we keep the damn hitting coach. We gotta bring in a hitting coach who had a great career. Finding bums off the street handing them a job and they show why they are bums. Thier hitting techniques are trash.

By definition if you are a Dad you have hit a HR.

Well they call it dad strength lol.

[Hy Feiber]

So this $100 million pitcher can only go five innings?

I predict they’ll soon give the starting pitcher a chance to win the game if he pitches only four innings.

Needs to pad his wins somehow.

[seth8734]

Yay not even attempting a comeback. Scott will give praise to thier pitcher even though we are helping him. Another 6 shutout innings from a starter against us. It's still early though right. This horrible start won't come back and bite us late in the season. According to our coaching and idiot owner and gm start slow finish good miss out by few games is what we are looking for

I wanna pitch against these guys seriously I can throw 60 that's good enough they won't hit me I can throw it in the dirt and they will swing. Would be worth getting out guys making millions.

[Millikin]

Well... Once again it doesn't really matter if our starting pitcher is great or horrible, because we are scoring zero runs.

[seth8734]

Well... Once again it doesn't really matter if our starting pitcher is great or horrible, because we are scoring zero runs.

But this is the best lineup in history according to greatest coaching in history. This team I can guarantee will not win more then 2 games in a row. They are just not good and it's not cause it's early it's cause they are just not good.

Top 3 no one hitting over 200. France nearing 400 what a start even though all his hits are singles at least he is doing something. He needs to bat higher. Scott have him leadoff tomorrow. Give Jp a day off let's see what France can do leading off. Only 4 guys are batting over 200. They are getting enough abs now. Enough of the damn excuses. Julio u suck. U got your damn money so u can stop trying. Horrible extending him without seeing more out of him. Just complete trash

Another solid ab for Cantzone. Adding on more to his king strikeout title. Should give him a crown with a huge k on it. All he does is get a hit or strike out. 7 shutout and counting. It's all good though. Scott says it's all good. He is rubbing his nipples getting ready to feed his babies rather then be a boss his a buddy not a boss. U need a boss not a buddy. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. Laughing joke thinking this team was gonna fight. Cal was right this team has no fight and u can see it almost 2 weeks in. Nothing absolutely nothing good early on. At least other teams have something positive going for them!

[Millikin]

Bucknor's brain is back to normal and he's making crazy calls again. In the Mariners favor, so far.

[Hy Feiber]

So their guy’s mowing the M’s down for 6 2/3, but at the Magic 100 number, he is out.

The Unwritten Code, must not be broken.

Where’s the Rebel??

[Sibelius Hindemith]

Bucknor's brain is back to normal and he's making crazy calls again. In the Mariners favor, so far.

C.B. stands for concussed boob.