GT 5/23 "Let's Beat these Bastards!" Yanks vs. M's

[Sports Hernia]

This offense is offensive. Most of us thought so in the off season. Won’t change until someone prys open John Stanton and the rest of ownerships wallets. Bobble head and fireworks nights won’t solve the offensive problem.

[Big_Maple]

Bobble head and fireworks nights won’t solve the offensive problem.

No, no, no. I think you're actually on to something here. Since these clowns don't want to get serious about playing baseball, we should turn it into a sideshow act.

Much like the Savannah Bananas, we become the Mariner Disparagers. Who needs offense when we have nuns for cheer squads, break dancing umpires and a dunk tank with Stanton in it directly behind home plate?

[D-train]

DMo has 2x the bWAR that Julio does in just 2/3 of the games...

[DavidGee24]

Since the team couldn't hit the ball today, they should make up for it by smashing everything in the visitor's clubhouse on the way out. Ownership can pay the bill, the team will show the fans they care, and no harm done. Seriously, DO IT.

[seattlefan-daBronx]

God I love to hate me some Yankees.

I ask this only because you're the only person I am aware of on this board that actually lives in NYC, but are you going to catch the game at Yankee Stadium today?

NO! Darren asked me the same thing! I'm so pissed. But in hindsight they lost so I guess someone is looking out for me.

[Millikin]

God I love to hate me some Yankees.

I ask this only because you're the only person I am aware of on this board that actually lives in NYC, but are you going to catch the game at Yankee Stadium today?

NO! Darren asked me the same thing! I'm so pissed. But in hindsight they lost so I guess someone is looking out for me.

What's the Mariners' record at Yankee Stadium in games you attended?

[Donn Beach]

Currently traveling in Thailand and this is the first game I've been able to watch since early April. What a snoozefest. Should have just went to sleep. 2-0 feels like 10-0.

Hot time of year to be in Thailand

[seattlefan-daBronx]

I ask this only because you're the only person I am aware of on this board that actually lives in NYC, but are you going to catch the game at Yankee Stadium today?

NO! Darren asked me the same thing! I'm so pissed. But in hindsight they lost so I guess someone is looking out for me.

What's the Mariners' record at Yankee Stadium in games you attended?

Honestly probably 3-7. I only saw a few games in Yankee where the Mariners won.
One game stands out where I remember Felix Hernandez just shutting them completely down.
Usually the home team got the best of the Mariners.
I truly do believe there is a home ump bias there.
And they have some of the craziest fans in the world.
You have to behave yourself or risk one of those nut jobs ruining your night.

[Millikin]

I haven't seen a ton of Mariners away games, but the Seattle Seahawks have a 13-game losing streak in away games that I've attended.

[Donn Beach]

Believe the mariners are 96-129 at Yankee stadium