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May the Farce be with you Yanks vs Mariners 5-14
Posted: Wed May 14, 2025 1:21 pm
by Coeurd’Alene J
Well as David says we held them down in the 11th inning and farted on their heads. Let’s do it again
May the Farts be with them
Re: May the Farce be with you Yanks vs Mariners 5-14
Posted: Wed May 14, 2025 2:19 pm
by DavidGee24
Spankees are throwing a scrub today, so if Castillo cares enough we should take this one. Unfortunately the scrubs on our roster have woken up so runs are really tough to come by.
Re: May the Farce be with you Yanks vs Mariners 5-14
Posted: Wed May 14, 2025 2:27 pm
by Coeurd’Alene J
DavidGee24 wrote: ↑Wed May 14, 2025 2:19 pm
Spankees are throwing a scrub today, so if Castillo cares enough we should take this one. Unfortunately the scrubs on our roster have woken up so runs are really tough to come by.
Scrub versus scrub.
Re: May the Farce be with you Yanks vs Mariners 5-14
Posted: Wed May 14, 2025 7:55 pm
by seth8734
Jp now hurt!!! Seriously there is no team in worse shape then us. 4 starting bats now injured it just continues. Ughhhh hoping not serious!!
Re: May the Farce be with you Yanks vs Mariners 5-14
Posted: Wed May 14, 2025 8:16 pm
by DavidGee24
Julio with the spectacular home run robbery! I wonder if that's the first time that's ever happened in MLB on the first batter of the game.
Castillo doing everything he can to give up some runs anyway.
Re: May the Farce be with you Yanks vs Mariners 5-14
Posted: Wed May 14, 2025 8:19 pm
by TLO Idaho
Nice over the fence catch by Julio.
Re: May the Farce be with you Yanks vs Mariners 5-14
Posted: Wed May 14, 2025 8:24 pm
by seth8734
Great job Castillo getting out of a big jam!!!! Still no news on Jp which is not good!!! Hopefully can scratch out a series win would be huge!!!
Re: May the Farce be with you Yanks vs Mariners 5-14
Posted: Wed May 14, 2025 8:32 pm
by DavidGee24
Will Warren in MLB: career ERA of 6.90 and career WHIP of 1.568
Will Warren in the minors: career ERA of 4.31 and career WHIP of 1.311
And he just had an easy time of it in the first against us. If I were the manager, I'd call time in the middle of the inning, walk out of the dugout, point at Warren, hold up my fingers showing his career ERA and WHIP while yelling at the team for not pummeling a dogshit pitcher. Seriously, I would show the guy up in full view of everyone.
Re: May the Farce be with you Yanks vs Mariners 5-14
Posted: Wed May 14, 2025 8:41 pm
by Sibelius Hindemith
seth8734 wrote: ↑Wed May 14, 2025 7:55 pm
Jp now hurt!!! Seriously there is no team in worse shape then us. 4 starting bats now injured it just continues. Ughhhh hoping not serious!!
What happened? Did he hurt himself celebrating his walk-off single?
Re: May the Farce be with you Yanks vs Mariners 5-14
Posted: Wed May 14, 2025 8:43 pm
by DavidGee24
Five consecutive Ks against a guy who isn't good enough to strike out five consecutive batters. And what did we have yesterday, eight in a row? How HARD is it to make contact, especially against a dogshit pitcher?