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Evans set to be raped and molested GT 7/9
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2025 2:59 am
by Sibelius Hindemith
Yeah i'm sick of this team.
Re: Evans set to be raped up the ass GT 7/9
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2025 3:25 am
by Sibelius Hindemith
Oh, i almost forgot, here's the expected lineup...
SS: I'm in love with my hair
CF: I can suck and still be an All-star god i'm cool
C: Cal Raleigh
LF: I can't decide if i'm awesome or suck ass
DH: I'm going to keep hurting the team by playing injured
1B: Like Really?
RF: Dom Deluise
3B: I have a great future in AAAA ball
2B: I have even less power than the great Jack Perconte
Re: Evans set to be raped up the ass GT 7/9
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2025 3:37 am
by rockycola
VOLPE! That's the Schlittlerest GT title this season.
6'6" rookie Schlittler Ky jellies a lot of batters, averaging 11.2 per 9 innings in the minors.
Let's hope Logan
2 pitches better than Logan
1 in your game.
Re: Evans set to be raped and molested GT 7/9
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2025 4:16 pm
by desbcoach
Yea, pitching to contact in this sandbox will be tough on Evans, 2-3 HR for skanks tonight
Re: Evans set to be raped up the ass GT 7/9
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2025 4:31 pm
by Michael K.
Sibelius Hindemith wrote: ↑Wed Jul 09, 2025 3:25 am
Oh, i almost forgot, here's the expected lineup...
SS: I'm in love with my hair
CF: I can suck and still be an All-star god i'm cool
C: Cal Raleigh
LF: I can't decide if i'm awesome or suck ass
DH: I'm going to keep hurting the team by playing injured
1B: Like Really?
RF: Dom Deluise
3B: I have a great future in AAAA ball
2B: I have even less power than the great Jack Perconte
What an amazing lineup card that one would be. I think Dan should turn it in that way.
Re: Evans set to be raped and molested GT 7/9
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2025 5:16 pm
by seattlefan-daBronx
Someone call 911 and ask NYPD to provide a rape kit and schedule therapy for Evans.
OMG this team I swear....
Re: Evans set to be raped and molested GT 7/9
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2025 10:35 pm
by Sibelius Hindemith
Prepare to be violated...
Re: Evans set to be raped and molested GT 7/9
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2025 11:21 pm
by DavidGee24
This kid pitching for the Yanks sucked in the minors, he's throwing cookies, and we're not hitting them.
Re: Evans set to be raped and molested GT 7/9
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2025 11:24 pm
by seth8734
DavidGee24 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 09, 2025 11:21 pm
This kid pitching for the Yanks sucked in the minors, he's throwing cookies, and we're not hitting them.
Well Evans putting this game away very early. Wow that guy throws hard.
Re: Evans set to be raped and molested GT 7/9
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2025 11:24 pm
by DavidGee24
Aaaaaand this game is over.